Nine months later

[lilDevil 2]

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she
explained.
I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in
my house."

Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in
the barn.

And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first
light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to
the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got
on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected
letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive
widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do
you rememberthat good-looking widow from..... "Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being
found out. I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of
telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry,
buddy.I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different,
didn't you? Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[Squeak 17]

hey it's raining can i sleep in your Barn tonight Chris

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[lilDevil 2]

No you can sleep out side with tha dawg lol

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[Bolas 5]

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.