sharimcm 0 #1 April 24, 2007 I was kind of confused last night by a text message I received from a police officer I met a few months ago in Florida. As the text messages were flying back and forth, he sends me a text that reads, "You are a mysterious creature..." WTF does that mean? Am I just a mysterious woman or deformed alien he can't quite figure out. Should I take that as a compliment or be offended? Am I really a mysterious creature? I have beautiful boobies. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #2 April 24, 2007 I think it was a compliment but I voted based on my personal priorities "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 April 24, 2007 I'd say, depends on the context. You should post a transcript and the group will evaluate this for you. Dont worry. We'll be objective. Oh, and you know how I voted! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 April 24, 2007 Quote I was kind of confused last night by a text message I received from a police officer I met a few months ago in Florida. As the text messages were flying back and forth, he sends me a text that reads, "You are a mysterious creature..." WTF does that mean? Am I just a mysterious woman or deformed alien he can't quite figure out. Should I take that as a compliment or be offended? Am I really a mysterious creature? I have beautiful boobies. For some reason I lost all comprehension of the English language except for the high lighted parts. So just what were you talking about in that post? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 April 24, 2007 Awwww...he's a Dude, sweetheart! A DUDE! It's a compliment for Pete's sake. Your question sounds like it came straight out of Cosmo. I once told my GF she had a big beautiful ass. Of course she went ballistic and I'm like WTF? I sincerely meant big as in BIG Beautiful as opposed to a LITTLE BIT beautiful. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 April 24, 2007 Quote I once told my GF she had a big beautiful ass. Of course she went ballistic and I'm like WTF? I sincerely meant big as in BIG Beautiful as opposed to a LITTLE BIT beautiful. Wimmin! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 April 24, 2007 Quote I once told my GF she had a big beautiful ass. Of course she went ballistic and I'm like WTF? SAME thing happened to me once!She thought you said it TWICE...but really, her ass was so big there was an echo....right?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #8 April 24, 2007 Quote she had a big beautiful ass I know I have a big, beautiful ass, but you didn't have to tell the whole fuggin world... And, now they'll be sure to look at it as I walk by. It's not like they'd be able to miss something so huge. Thanks... Thanks a whole fuggin lot... How was that for going ballistic? I know, I need practice... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #9 April 24, 2007 Quote I know I have a big, beautiful ass, but you didn't have to tell the whole fuggin world... And, now they'll be sure to look at it as I walk by. It's not like they'd be able to miss something so huge. Well then post a pic! Some of us have wide-screen monitors.(Runs for cover.)"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote she had a big beautiful ass I know I have a big, beautiful ass, but you didn't have to tell the whole fuggin world... And, now they'll be sure to look at it as I walk by. It's not like they'd be able to miss something so huge. Thanks... Thanks a whole fuggin lot... How was that for going ballistic? I know, I need practice... Just to make sure, and, knowing that Google is your friend, I googled to make sure. It's not looking so good for compliments.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 April 24, 2007 I've seen it and it IS beautiful! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 April 24, 2007 I once told my GF she had a big beautiful ass. Of course she went ballistic and I'm like WTF? I sincerely meant big as in BIG Beautiful as opposed to a LITTLE BIT beautiful. ___________________________________ I learned a long time ago, when it comes to women... never... use the word 'big' in regard to them. Unless, you're referring to their boobs. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 April 24, 2007 Take it as a compliment. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #14 April 24, 2007 Quote I was kind of confused last night by a text message I received from a police officer Maybe when he was doing your backround search it didn't add up to him, hence the mystery.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #15 April 24, 2007 Quote I've seen it and it IS beautiful! You've even seen my butt nekkid!! I know, you're just trying to suck up to me so you can jump me...er, damn it... jump with me again at SkyFest. Keep up the good work. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpinJules 0 #16 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote Quote she had a big beautiful ass I know I have a big, beautiful ass, but you didn't have to tell the whole fuggin world... And, now they'll be sure to look at it as I walk by. It's not like they'd be able to miss something so huge. Thanks... Thanks a whole fuggin lot... How was that for going ballistic? I know, I need practice... Just to make sure, and, knowing that Google is your friend, I googled to make sure. It's not looking so good for compliments. hahahahahaInto the great wide open/ under them skies of blue/ out in the great wide open/ a rebel w/out a clue..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #17 April 24, 2007 Bring back the bustier avatar!!Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #18 April 24, 2007 Very probably a compliment. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #19 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote I learned a long time ago, when it comes to women... never... use the word 'big' in regard to them. Unless, you're referring to their boobs. What you both wrote is funny, but so true. Sharimcm~ Yes, I think that being called a mysterious creature was his way of complimenting you. He was probably trying to flirt with you. It seems like he might want to get to know you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #20 April 24, 2007 Quote Bring back the bustier avatar!! Yes sir. I will do so tonight... What, you don't like the picture of my dog looking for the invisible squirrel? I just got tired of looking at my boobs everyday... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote Bring back the bustier avatar!! Yes sir. I will do so tonight... What, you don't like the picture of my dog looking for the invisible squirrel? I just got tired of looking at my boobs everyday... Doesn't matter what you like, it matters what everyone else likes... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #22 April 24, 2007 There's a few women in Texas that are mysterious and unique. OWN IT!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #23 April 24, 2007 Quote Bring back the bustier avatar!! Yes sir. I will do so tonight... What, you don't like the picture of my dog looking for the invisible squirrel? I just got tired of looking at my boobs everyday... Doesn't matter what you like, it matters what everyone else likes... Uh huh... I guess this stems back from the "does naked lose its sexiness" thread? Everyone wants to look at my boobies covered in vinyl everyday... And it never loses its appeal? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I learned a long time ago, when it comes to women... never... use the word 'big' in regard to them. Unless, you're referring to their boobs. What you both wrote is funny, but so true. Sharimcm~ Yes, I think that being called a mysterious creature was his way of complimenting you. He was probably trying to flirt with you. It seems like he might want to get to know you. ________________________________ Nothing better than a good mystery! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #25 April 24, 2007 Quote Quote Bring back the bustier avatar!! Yes sir. I will do so tonight... You happy with the avatar now? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
