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and my hubby wont be home til Monday....

I swear I can hear tiny little violins playing in the background.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Why waste logic that I could otherwise share?

Blues,
Dave

Cuz the leprechauns don't like that.

They might blow you up.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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and my hubby wont be home til Monday....

I swear I can hear tiny little violins playing in the background.

I'd offer . . . but she's just to far away.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Shaved is always best.

Is it just as sexy for you if you get to shave his twig n' berries?

Theres no way I'd be lettin anyone but me near my wedding tackle with razors!
That shit takes skill, and learning to hold the bag just right so you dont cut yourself, thats a skill. I dont want her learning on me.

Here's a brief explanation of what it looks like...

You ever seen what a cat does to a mouse?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Why waste logic that I could otherwise share?

Blues,
Dave

Cuz the leprechauns don't like that.

They might blow you up.

Neh, Leprechans dont have any explosives, they'll just rob you of your underpants and sell them for profit!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Here's a brief explanation of what it looks like...

You ever seen what a cat does to a mouse?

Yikes, I dont even want to imagine what thats like...

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Why waste logic that I could otherwise share?

Blues,
Dave

Cuz the leprechauns don't like that.

They might blow you up.

Neh, Leprechans dont have any explosives, they'll just rob you of your underpants and sell them for profit!

No - I think that those are the smurfs . . .

The leprechauns make a big wall and have a war with marshmallow tanks, and candy corn bazookas.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Dude, I'm so backed up right now. If I were to walk into a boobie bar, everyone's getting sprayed so severely that they'll run out vomiting spuge.

Ok, if you keep making me read stuff like that, I'm not going to defend you anymore.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Neh, Leprechans dont have any explosives, they'll just rob you of your underpants and sell them for profit!

No - I think that those are the smurfs . . .

The leprechauns make a big wall and have a war with marshmallow tanks, and candy corn bazookas.

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Why waste logic that I could otherwise share?

Blues,
Dave

Cuz the leprechauns don't like that.

They might blow you up.

Neh, Leprechans dont have any explosives, they'll just rob you of your underpants and sell them for profit!

No - I think that those are the smurfs . . .

The leprechauns make a big wall and have a war with marshmallow tanks, and candy corn bazookas.

MMMMMM... Candy Corn...

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Neh, Leprechans dont have any explosives, they'll just rob you of your underpants and sell them for profit!

No - I think that those are the smurfs . . .

The leprechauns make a big wall and have a war with marshmallow tanks, and candy corn bazookas.

mmmmm.... candy corn bazookas.
I've got one upstairs.

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Nope, the gouda is downstairs. Upstairs gets all the sex toys, firearms, and lube.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Nope, the gouda is downstairs. Upstairs gets all the sex toys, firearms, and lube.

Mmmmm - Lube.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You ever seen what a cat does to a mouse?

Mouse? Sorry about your luck. If we're going with rodent comparisons, I've got the capybara.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Nope, the gouda is downstairs. Upstairs gets all the sex toys, firearms, and lube.

Mmmmm - Lube.

Dood, you ever say that to me again and I'll refuse you gouda.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Nope, the gouda is downstairs. Upstairs gets all the sex toys, firearms, and lube.

How do you mix firearms with sex toys and lube?

Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

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Nope, the gouda is downstairs. Upstairs gets all the sex toys, firearms, and lube.

Mmmmm - Lube.

Dood, you ever say that to me again and I'll refuse you gouda.

This is so sweet. I'm happy you two are finally going public. Oh, and I wouldn't bother telling your parents...I think they already know.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Nope, the gouda is downstairs. Upstairs gets all the sex toys, firearms, and lube.

How do you mix firearms with sex toys and lube?

Very, very carefully

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Nope, the gouda is downstairs. Upstairs gets all the sex toys, firearms, and lube.

How do you mix firearms with sex toys and lube?

Very, very carefully

And you really need to try not to mix any of the buttons up.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ok, if you keep making me read stuff like that, I'm not going to defend you anymore.

That was a little sick, huh? I promise to be a good boy skymama.

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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I'd kindly offer to have twice as much sex all weekend if that'd help

I had sex earlier, i wonder if that helped her.... Cause hot damn it improved my mood!!!!

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Nope, the gouda is downstairs. Upstairs gets all the sex toys, firearms, and lube.

How do you mix firearms with sex toys and lube?

Wouldnt you like to know.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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mine won't be home til Memorial Day. Man will HE be lucky!

I'm confused. I thought Lucky was Peanut's SO.

Yea, but she's ALWAYS Lucky. Or is it Peanut who is always lucky? Hmm, it's too late for me to think..or is it too early????

skydiveTaylorville.org
freefallbeth@yahoo.com

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Whaddya expect me to do, ask them to shave it on the spot? If she's on my bed and legs are open, I'm in it to win it baby!

I think most women shave it nowadays anyway. Hair is gross.

Be wary of the man who wants your pussy to look like a 5-year old's.

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"O brave new world that has such people in it".

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Um no.

Yea, um...I don't want him to shave me, nor do I want to shave him. I also don't want it in my ass.

These are my limitations.

limitations are good, but you really don't know what you are missing....