gonzalesna 0 #76 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote If they're pre-lubed, you better make sure you wear a rubber... You're right bro. It's possible that prelube could be pus and what not. Yuck! Quote It'll probably feel like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway too... Nothing that a few fists or feet can't handle. I'm just gonna go now...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #77 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Quote If they're pre-lubed, you better make sure you wear a rubber... You're right bro. It's possible that prelube could be pus and what not. Yuck! Quote It'll probably feel like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway too... Nothing that a few fists or feet can't handle. I'm just gonna go now... Cant take it anymore huh? Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #78 April 25, 2007 QuoteCant take it anymore huh? yeah I think he just spuge'd on his keyboard. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #79 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote If they're pre-lubed, you better make sure you wear a rubber... You're right bro. It's possible that prelube could be pus and what not. Yuck! Quote It'll probably feel like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway too... Nothing that a few fists or feet can't handle. I'm just gonna go now... Cant take it anymore huh? I hear the word fisting and I immediately imagine some dude using a chick as a hand puppet for some reasonSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #80 April 25, 2007 Bawahahaha! Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #81 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Cant take it anymore huh? yeah I think he just spuge'd on his keyboard. I don't have that issue... rubbin one out on occasion is a good way of keeping that whole spontaneous spurging thing under control...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #82 April 25, 2007 Quote This is true! The girl knows what she is saying Other than the time BZ was curious exactly how I do this... I guess I missed the "watching me shave my virginia is such a turn on" chapter in the foreplay manual.Seriously.By the way, I shave it all; always have. I freaking love the pre-pubescent look, what can I say?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #83 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote This is true! The girl knows what she is saying Other than the time BZ was curious exactly how I do this... I guess I missed the "watching me shave my virginia is such a turn on" chapter in the foreplay manual.Seriously.By the way, I shave it all--always have. I freaking love the pre-pubescent look, what can I say? No him watch you shave but him shave it for you. Shaved is always best. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #84 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Quote This is true! The girl knows what she is saying Other than the time BZ was curious exactly how I do this... I guess I missed the "watching me shave my virginia is such a turn on" chapter in the foreplay manual.Seriously.By the way, I shave it all--always have. I freaking love the pre-pubescent look, what can I say? No him watch you shave but him shave it for you. Shaved is always best. Is it just as sexy for you if you get to shave his twig n' berries?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #85 April 25, 2007 Um no. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #86 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Dude, you need some PT... What I need is someone ready, willing, able and pre-lubed. You know anyone personally in the immediate area of NYC? New Jersey close enough? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #87 April 25, 2007 Thank god... the last time I chopped off the bushes, I didn't get any enjoyment out of it...Granted, that was a long time ago, but still... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #88 April 25, 2007 Quote Um no. Yea, um...I don't want him to shave me, nor do I want to shave him. I also don't want it in my ass. These are my limitations. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #89 April 25, 2007 I also don't want it in my ass. These are my limitations. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #90 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Dude, you need some PT... What I need is someone ready, willing, able and pre-lubed. You know anyone personally in the immediate area of NYC? New Jersey close enough? Blues, Dave Ya I posted in that thread... *Note to self: beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... beer is bad... Edit to add: Yet beer is soooo goodand a CLICKY!!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #91 April 25, 2007 Quote Edit to add: Yet beer is soooo good "Once it touches your lips..."Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D_22359 0 #92 April 25, 2007 CASE OF BEER!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #93 April 25, 2007 I'd kindly offer to have twice as much sex all weekend if that'd help. I do have to wait till tomorrow night though. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #94 April 25, 2007 Quote I'd kindly offer to have twice as much sex all weekend if that'd help. I do have to wait till tomorrow night though. Blues, Dave Your hand is on strike again? Or the air pump broke?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #95 April 25, 2007 Quote Shaved is always best. Is it just as sexy for you if you get to shave his twig n' berries?Theres no way I'd be lettin anyone but me near my wedding tackle with razors! That shit takes skill, and learning to hold the bag just right so you dont cut yourself, thats a skill. I dont want her learning on me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #96 April 25, 2007 Worst thread ever... that's all I got... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #97 April 25, 2007 Quote Quote Shaved is always best. Is it just as sexy for you if you get to shave his twig n' berries? Theres no way I'd be lettin anyone but me near my wedding tackle with razors! That shit takes skill, and learning to hold the bag just right so you dont cut yourself, thats a skill. I dont want her learning on me. I really dont blame you on this oneBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #98 April 25, 2007 Tie two tennis shoes together, throw them in the clothes dryer on low temp, then hop on top. I use to do one of my old gf's from 15 years ago in that manner, and she still talks about it today. 359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #99 April 25, 2007 Quote I really dont blame you on this one Even if you did blame me... I got this! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #100 April 25, 2007 Why waste logic that I could otherwise share? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
