Twoply 0 #1 April 27, 2007 This hot new recently divorced neighbor moved in a few weeks ago and right accross the street. I walked over and innocently introduced myself. I mentioned that my wife and our kids......And she interrpted me and said "So you're married then?" "Yes." I said She said "Oh well, it's at least nice to have some eye candy on the street." I'm not sure how to feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #2 April 27, 2007 Cheap....? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 April 27, 2007 Im thinking you should dig it. For me, there's nothing better than a woman paying me a compliment like that. I cant go look for it anymore, but hey, if they're looking, Im showing. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #4 April 27, 2007 QuoteThis hot new recently divorced neighbor moved in a few weeks ago and right accross the street. I walked over and innocently introduced myself. I mentioned that my wife and our kids......And she interrpted me and said "So you're married then?" "Yes." I said She said "Oh well, it's at least nice to have some eye candy on the street." I'm not sure how to feel. I would think that it's REALLY cool to live next to Stevie Wonder. I mean really, GREAT music coming from his house. And .. oh, wait ... I just read the actual thread and not just the title. You said "she". Never mind. Carry on.'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #5 April 27, 2007 Love that!!!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #6 April 27, 2007 Quote Love that!!!! 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #7 April 27, 2007 So I wonder what kind of candy she imagines you to be? Red Hots? Snickers? (it really satisfies) M&M's (in your mouth, not your hands) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tornolf 0 #8 April 27, 2007 Well you are exceptionally muscular. btw come visit, we did 6 jumps last weekend and none of that scary slider up crap surrounded by guy wiresA waddling elephant seal is the cutest thing in the entire world. -TJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 April 27, 2007 Quote So I wonder what kind of candy she imagines you to be? Red Hots? Snickers? (it really satisfies) M&M's (in your mouth, not your hands) Almond Joy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
