airtwardo 7 #1 April 28, 2007 So I go to the supermarket and happen to notice a beautiful blond woman who waves and says hello. Being polite, I'm still rather taken aback because for the life on me, I just can't place where I know her from. "Do you know me, I can't remember where we've met?" She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." RUT ROW, I'm thinking! "Oh My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party, who I fucked doggie style on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery?" "No, I'm your son's math teacher." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 April 28, 2007 old, but (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nickkk 0 #3 April 28, 2007 BWAHAHAHA! What do you do when someone throws a big planet at you? Throw your pilot chute in defense! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #4 April 29, 2007 ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 April 29, 2007 You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #6 April 29, 2007 Quote old, but Yep, that's twardoI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
