sundevil777 102 #1 April 28, 2007 Is it just wanting to look cool - hey everybody look at me I'm a high-tech savvy person? I would think it very irritating to keep it in your ear for such long periods of time, same as headphones for MP3 players. Do the microphones work well, being so far from the mouth? Is that part of the reason they talk so loud? I don't have a cell phone anymore.People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #2 April 28, 2007 Because they want to seem important. They're actually a bunch of twatwaffles.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 April 28, 2007 I have one for when Im driving, people who wear them all the time are dorks... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 102 #4 April 28, 2007 Twatwaffles? Where did that come from? Is it just a random combination of words from different columns, like column A is slang genital body parts, column B is food items? It is good to have new word combinations to use for insults. People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #5 April 28, 2007 it's so they're ready when the mothership gives the orders to set phasers to stun.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #6 April 28, 2007 i agree. like the average conversation with the average person is actually that important that you must be ready for it at ALL times... i still have a cell phone, but it gets turned off...alot. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 April 28, 2007 Resistence is futile....they have joined the Brog Collective Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
algboy 0 #8 April 28, 2007 Yeah, here's the mind-numbing drivel coming from 99% of all BlueTeethers: "Hey--what's up?" "Yeah, I'm here" [insert location] "I'll call you when I get there" [insert location] "Where you at?" "What are you guys doing there?" [insert location] Meanwhile, these neophiliac dorks go through life like a 3 Stooges skit as the rest of the world swerves and slams on their brakes for these oblivious tools who stagger through [insert location] talking to themselves like street people without a shopping cart. Oooops, gotta go--I have to get this call . . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #9 April 28, 2007 Quote I have one for when Im driving, people who wear them all the time are dorks... Guess I'm a dork than I pretty much have to where one all the time; I'm either driving or walking......it can get kinda tricky when you're trying to use your phone when you have a set of crutches. Yeah, this dork has a perfect excuse and yes, I hate how it looks and having it in my ear all the timeDialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 102 #10 April 28, 2007 Quote Guess I'm a dork than To thine own self be true Also, it should be "then" instead of "than", and "wear" instead of "where". People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #11 April 28, 2007 Quote Also, it should be "then" instead of "than", and "wear" instead of "where". Details, details... Being grammatically correct is one of my pet peeves, tonight however, I;m so tired though I could barely see straight. Hell, I don't know how I drove home without hitting a tree or two. Definitely going back to a 40-hour work week starting Monday.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #12 April 28, 2007 QuoteResistence is futile....they have joined the Brog Collective Jene i'm disappointed.. you've been around long enough to recall the "Metal Men" from Dr. Who....____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #13 April 28, 2007 "The idiots are taking over!" - Dan Ashcroft Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,569 #14 April 28, 2007 Quote Twatwaffles? [Laugh] Where did that come from? Is it just a random combination of words from different columns, like column A is slang genital body parts, column B is food items? [Laugh] Hey! Don't insult da yoof lingo you cockbagel!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 102 #15 April 28, 2007 QuoteQuoteResistence is futile....they have joined the Brog Collective Jene i'm disappointed.. you've been around long enough to recall the "Metal Men" from Dr. Who.... They said, "Resistance is useless." Same as the Vogons from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Douglas Adams wrote the Guide and I believe some of Dr. WhoPeople are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 April 28, 2007 Quote Quote Twatwaffles? [Laugh] Where did that come from? Is it just a random combination of words from different columns, like column A is slang genital body parts, column B is food items? [Laugh] Hey! Don't insult da yoof lingo you cockbagel! Chicken McFuckNuggets! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #17 April 28, 2007 That earpiece keeps them alive. If you listen really close you can hear it: "Breathe in...breathe out. Breathe in....breathe out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #18 April 28, 2007 Quote "The idiots are taking over!" - Dan Ashcroft ' No, that was NOFX. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #19 April 28, 2007 I was considering the audience here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #20 April 28, 2007 OK serious answer. I'm not a cell phone junkie, but I do have one, and I have a BlueTooth earpiece. I don't use the earpiece all that often, but when I do charge it and turn it on, it might as well stay in my ear. It's a pain to dig for it if my phone does ring, and its also a pain to switch back and forth. If I'm using my bluetooth, it because I need a hands free device for some reason- like I'm driving and/or expecting a call or calls that I don't want to miss. Like I said, I rarely use mine but the sound quality and reception is really good. Oh, and this is pre BlueTooth, but I used to have a Nokia phone and I really needed to use the hands free ear piece/ mic just to hear calls. I felt like an idiot walking around like that, but the phone was so crappy that was the only way I could really use it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #21 April 28, 2007 They are intelligence corks.. Keeps the seriously demented from loosing any further brain capacity onto their shoulder pads. It's not pathetic, it's an illness. Feel sorry for them. They need our help. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 April 28, 2007 My problem with them is that 1.) you look as though you are a carzy person talking into thin air and 2.) you can't see who is calling...no visible caller I.D. and 3.) they just look plain stupid. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #23 April 28, 2007 I have a bluetooth and I used to use only when I was in my car. It never seemed to work all that well so I put it up. Then I couldn't remember where I put it. That was about a year ago. I just found it today it.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 April 28, 2007 I wear it at night so my head lice think they're at a disco! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bayouth 0 #25 April 29, 2007 I believe we have a winner... -- Yeah... I'm the tall one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites