BillyVance 35 #1 April 30, 2007 There are millions of blonde girl jokes out there. Has anybody ever heard a blonde guy joke? Here's one: Larry Birkhead I posted the same thing in response to a blonde guy thread and it got deleted. I really thought the women over there would get a kick out of it. Guess I was wrong. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #2 April 30, 2007 Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blonde also.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #3 April 30, 2007 Quote Has anybody ever heard a blonde guy joke? Nope. 'Cus there's no such thing as a blonde guy.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #4 April 30, 2007 I get it.... Only cause I flunked a damn spelling bee in the 3rd grade cause of it when they used male context in the sentence. First time I ever came in second!!!!!! Bastards!! Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #5 April 30, 2007 A blind gentleman walks into a pub, sits at the bar, orders a beer, and engages in conversation with the bartender. After a few minutes, he says "Hey.....want to hear a blonde joke ?" The bartender says "Listen, pal.....I'm 6'2", 240, and I'm blonde. Our bouncer is sitting on your right side.....he's 6'5", about 280, and he's blonde. And the biker sitting on your left is about 6'3", 250, and he's blonde too. Now.....are you SURE you want to tell that blonde joke ?" The blind man thinks for a second, and says "Nah.....not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times.""When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #6 April 30, 2007 Quote The bartender says "Listen, pal.....I'm 6'2", 240, and I'm blonde. No he's not. Quote Our bouncer is sitting on your right side.....he's 6'5", about 280, and he's blonde. No he's not. Quote And the biker sitting on your left is about 6'3", 250, and he's blonde too. No he's not. Hey, now I've explained it 3 times!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjmyrick 0 #7 May 1, 2007 What's the difference between a blond male and a blonde female? The female typically has a higher sperm count. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 May 1, 2007 Why couldn't the blond transvestite get pregnant? Every time there was a chance....blew it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
