grue 1 #1 May 1, 2007 1. The menu, under "Drinks", says "Coke and shit" 2. The chicken burger is called "cock", and other burger choices include, but are not limited to, "God" "Mercy" and "No Disrespect". 3. The text on their mailing list signup: If you want to get the odd SMS from us with some free stuff, just SMS: "FREE SHIT" to 0428 BURGER (0428 287 437). SMS costs you whatever your telco charges (usually 25c) . We're not greedy enough to charge you 55c to vote for some turkey slapper and make money out of your text. We'd just like to SMS you with cool stuff occasionally. And we don't give your details to any dodgy list company. Your details are under our cone of silence and you can opt-out at anytime. 4. Bizarre hours of operation: We commence our magic at 10:59am each day and stop producing our magic at: Sun-Wed 10:03pm Thurs 12:02am Fri & Sat 2:58am cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 May 1, 2007 That's funny!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 May 1, 2007 What's the name of the company? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #4 May 1, 2007 There's a Mexican place in Austin (Texas, y'all) that has a similar menu... It's nice to have someone running the show that has a sense of humor. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
