How come you never see a giant giraffe?

[Twoply 0]

Seriously? You see or hear about giant other animals like rats, birds or squid. But never like a giant rhino or giant bear. How big does something have to be in order for it to be considered "giant?"

Would my wife qualify? She's a biggy.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Seriously? You see or hear about giant other animals like rats, birds or squid. But never like a giant rhino or giant bear. How big does something have to be in order for it to be considered "giant?"

Would my wife qualify? She's a biggy.

Because Sangiro cut them all up into steaks.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skybytch 273]

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Because Sangiro cut them all up into steaks.

And I still haven't gotten mine.

[sartre 0]

I just want to know how you're even still breathing after the comments about your wife.....she must either have an extremely good sense of humor or no idea at all what you've been saying.

[turtlespeed 226]

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I just want to know how you're even still breathing after the comments about your wife.....she must either have an extremely good sense of humor or no idea at all what you've been saying.

She knows . . . she just saves them all up and uses the ammo up all at the same time.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[JohnRich 4]

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Seriously? You see or hear about giant other animals like rats, birds or squid. But never like a giant rhino or giant bear. How big does something have to be in order for it to be considered "giant?"

Because in order to be a giant, the normal size has to be small.

Things like giraffes are already normally giants. Therefore, what would be unusual for them would be a miniature giraffe.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Seriously? You see or hear about giant other animals like rats, birds or squid. But never like a giant rhino or giant bear. How big does something have to be in order for it to be considered "giant?"

Because in order to be a giant, the normal size has to be small.

Things like giraffes are already normally giants. Therefore, what would be unusual for them would be a miniature giraffe.

But no matter how short the girraffe is, he can still lick his eyebrows.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[davelepka 4]

I've seen a rare, giant white idiot running around my neighborhood. Does that count?

[turtlespeed 226]

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I've seen a rare, giant white idiot running around my neighborhood. Does that count?

You live near TallGuy?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[TallGuy 0]

[airtwardo 7]

You need special sun glasses to see them, they're out there...heck, they're EVERYWHERE!

YOU guys just can't see 'em!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~