SpeedRacer 1 #1 April 28, 2007 If I'm busy & not going downstairs to feed the cats, the cats start climbing up on furniture and "accidentally" knocking stuff onto the floor. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #2 April 28, 2007 Enzo likes to chew up corrigated cardboard boxes. Bart stalks Enzo. Enzo stalks Bart. They have World Championship Ultimate Fighting matches in the living room. Chase each other around the house at high speed. All kinds of crazy shit. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #3 April 28, 2007 Neko will fall asleep or claw the furniture. If her food dish is empty she'll pay no end of attention to me...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 April 28, 2007 BustedBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #5 April 28, 2007 Quote Neko will fall asleep or claw the furniture. If her food dish is empty she'll pay no end of attention to me... Sounds like Abby, cat with a never-ending appetite . Sometimes I'll put the food dish away at night for an early wake-up. Most of the time, my girls are lazy. Shadow really likes to lounge in the sun. Much of the time, it's a fight to determine who's dominant kitty. They wrestle non-stop, and I hear a yowl from time to time when one of them gets bitten. They stalk/ambush each other and run as fast as they can through my apartment . Sometimes they get a bit too rambunctious in the early morning and get locked out of my bedroom . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 April 28, 2007 I have two cats and if they want attention and I am busy or something then they either meow no stop or knock things off my shelves.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #7 April 29, 2007 Sally knew how to get my attention.Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #8 April 29, 2007 Yeah. Mine knock shit over too. I call it them 'housecleaning' for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #9 April 29, 2007 My cat will find some invisible bug to attack in the living room, which will usually end up with her knocking something over. Other than that, she's a puller... She sticks her paws on anything she can pull down... She pulled down a lit candle the other night. All I got out of that was a burned carpet and red wax everywhere. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #10 April 29, 2007 Knock stuff off the table, shelf, wherever. 'Mere recently knocked this pen off my kitchen table and proceeded to ... well ... show it some lovin'. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #11 April 29, 2007 Too cute! I usually find mine in the kitchen sink looking for scraps. Last night we opened the opening to the attic to let the heat up and out. Hubby swore they would not get up there. This morning we found insulation all over the floor. They didn't hang around for the cleanup but when we left and came back later, same thing. Needless to say there is now a grate up there. ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 April 29, 2007 Mine just HAS to go outside at 3am, is he's asleep on our bed, (moreso in winter) at 3am he needs to go outside, so he'll walk across our pillows, and push our heads, if thet dont work he'll get on the sidetable and head butt the rading lamp into the ventian blinds, if that dont work he pushes shit of the side table on the the hardwood floor, THAT WORKS the little fucker You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RunsWthSizzors 0 #13 April 30, 2007 I don't have cats and that is because I KNOW what they do when you aren't looking. First they use that pan full of poop and dirt then they jump up on your kitchen counters where you prepare food and walk all over. After that they jump up on your table where you eat your food and lay all over it while doing things like licking themselves. Eeewwwwwwww...If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 April 30, 2007 Quote Mine just HAS to go outside at 3am, is he's asleep on our bed, (moreso in winter) at 3am he needs to go outside, so he'll walk across our pillows, and push our heads, if thet dont work he'll get on the sidetable and head butt the rading lamp into the ventian blinds, if that dont work he pushes shit of the side table on the the hardwood floor, THAT WORKS the little fucker I know what you mean! My 17 lb muscled male cat wants to go out at 4 am, and he'll bound across the foot of the bed, stepping all over my damn ankles. I'll ignore him the first few times, then I'll yank my legs out of the way when I feel him start it again and he stops in the middle of his way across as if I confused him, and I'll yell "knock it off asshole!", then "I'm gonna kick your ass if you do it again!", then finally I'll rip the covers off, jump out of bed, stomp to the goddamn sliding door to the deck outside our bedroom, yank the damn door open and yell "GET THE FUCK OUT!" He'll hesitate for a few seconds, then race out. Fucker still loves me. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 April 30, 2007 Planning their next big adventure. "When they leave, let's do this and this and a lot of that. We'll really piss them off." Why the hell don't they plan something good every once in a while? Something like a nice cat-burglary bringing home diamonds and money? Fockers. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #16 April 30, 2007 He has trained you well! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #17 April 30, 2007 Quote He has trained you well! Sometimes I get him back. When I'm in the mood to, I'll lure the sonofabitch into the hallway towards the living room, then shut the door. Problem solved. NO amount of caterwauling is going to wake me up! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #18 April 30, 2007 I have to amend my answer. After a night of Insomnia, I have concluded that Neko works on her Doctoral thesis in particle physics, under the guidance of Dr. Kallend. I am now worried about the huge tuition bill I will be looking at...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #19 April 30, 2007 Mine will do stuff like that when they WANT my attention. Or they'll jump on the keyboard when I'm on the computer, or jump in front of the TV and block it, or walk around howling, etc........ When they know I'm not paying attention and they don't want me to pay attention, that's when they jump on the fish tank or kitchen counters. They're pretty smart like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 April 30, 2007 Quote Mine will do stuff like that when they WANT my attention. Or they'll jump on the keyboard when I'm on the computer, or jump in front of the TV and block it, or walk around howling, etc........ When they know I'm not paying attention and they don't want me to pay attention, that's when they jump on the fish tank or kitchen counters. They're pretty smart like that. My female cat, the lighter daintier one, when she wants my attention and I'm postwhoring on here, she jumps up on the desk then climbs up on top of the monitor and lays down, with her damn tail flicking back and forth across the screen. I simply pick her up and set her down in the hallway and shut the door. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #21 April 30, 2007 Quote My female cat, the lighter daintier one, when she wants my attention and I'm postwhoring on here, she jumps up on the desk then climbs up on top of the monitor and lays down, with her damn tail flicking back and forth across the screen. I simply pick her up and set her down in the hallway and shut the door. Get some nontoxic hair dye and make her a purple cat.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 April 30, 2007 Quote Quote My female cat, the lighter daintier one, when she wants my attention and I'm postwhoring on here, she jumps up on the desk then climbs up on top of the monitor and lays down, with her damn tail flicking back and forth across the screen. I simply pick her up and set her down in the hallway and shut the door. Get some nontoxic hair dye and make her a purple cat. But Purple is such a loud color . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #23 April 30, 2007 Well, our kitty nearly broke her knee while outside on the patio last friday when left alone for about 5 minutes. We think she jumped to high and crash landed... Poor thing is now on "strict rest" and stuck in a kennel for a month or more till it heals. My old cat that died this year has a video of what she did for a couple of days when I was at work. Web cams are fun if they can act like motion detectors.... http://www.cottonsonline.com/new%20video/2%20More%20Days%20With%20Bob.wmv enjoy Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Dumpster 0 #25 April 30, 2007 Bart and Enzo also get into my stash, too. Little fuckers. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
