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I Won The LOTTERY!!!

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The National Lottery
London-United Kingdon
Ref: ILP/HW 47509/02
Batch: 05/763638/IPD
Winning no: 11 13 26 34 44 48


URGENT LETTER OF CLAIM.

Dear Winners,

We are delighted to inform you of the result of the E-mail address ballot
lottery draw of the Sweepstake Lottery bv international programme,which took
place on the 22nd July 2006. This is a computer generated lottery of Internet
users using email addresses for draws.

This lottery draw is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using
their e-mail addresses from different World Wide Web(www)sites.Your e-mail
address attached to ticket number: 275-189-657-23-05 with Serial number 8756-05
drew the lucky numbers and bonus ball number which subsequently won you the
lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total
sum of £2,500,000.00 (GBP) in cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/02.

This is from the total cash prize of £25,000,000 Million Dollars, shared amongst
the first Ten (10) lucky winners in this category. All participant were selected
randomly through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand
E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia,Europe, Middle
East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions programme which
is conducted annually. This Lottery is being promoted and sponsored by a
conglomerate of Multinational companies as part of their social responsibility
to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.

Further more your details (e-mail address) falls within our European
representative office in Madrid - Spain, as indicated in your play coupon and
your prize of £2,500,000.00 will be released to you, by Bank Transfer or
Check/Draft. We hope with part of your prize,you will participate in our end of
year high stakes for £1.3 Billion international draw. Our agent will immediately
commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you
contact him.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: Simply contact your claims agent, Legal Adviser Mr.
John Shearer (johnshear@gmail.com) TEL(s): 44 704 012 0147, 44 704 010 3709
FAX: 44-709-286-5823 by filling this form below and send it to him to file for
your claim .

LOTTERY WINNERS APPLICATION FORM OF PAYMENT.

FULL NAME........................................................
ADDRESS...............................................................
SEX, AGE, HEIGHT..............................................
COMPANY NAME & ADDRESS.....................
TELEPHONE, EMAIL, FAX ..............................
NATIONALITY...................................................
OCCUPATION....................................................
DATE......................................................................
CURRENCY..........................................................
WINNER REF / BATCH
NO...............................................APPROVED FOR PAYMENT.

Please quote your reference, batch and winning number which can be found on the
top left corner of this notification as well as your full name, address and
telephone number to help locate your file easily. Due to mix up of some numbers
and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your
claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our
security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program
by some participants.

Note that, all winnings MUST be claimed by a STIPULATED TIME; otherwise all
funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually be reabsorbed into our next
lucky dip sweepstakes.

Congratulations once again on your winnings!!!
Yours in service,

Mrs. Chelsea Bridget.
Secretary
Customer Service Department.




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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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But it's only part of the 25,000,000 MILLION dollar pounds that they're giving me away. I wonder if I can pay my part of the raft rental in dollar pounds?
Hey Spence, do accept this currency?
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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WOW. 25,000,000 dollar-pounds? :o Awesome! :D

Edit: Aw, shit. That was 25 million million dollar pounds. Marry me? :D



Oh - yeah - THAT'S EXACTLY what I want to do - get married.

whatareyoufuckingbugnuts?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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WOW. 25,000,000 dollar-pounds? :o Awesome! :D

Edit: Aw, shit. That was 25 million million dollar pounds. Marry me? :D



Oh - yeah - THAT'S EXACTLY what I want to do - get married.

whatareyoufuckingbugnuts?



You can pay me to be your Mistress! :D:ph34r:

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Oh, fuck you. :P

Will you pay me 1 million million dollar pounds to tie me up? I mean, you'll still have 24 million million dollar pounds left. ;)



That's what you get for skimming . . .

my take is only 2.5 million . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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WOW. 25,000,000 dollar-pounds? :o Awesome! :D

Edit: Aw, shit. That was 25 million million dollar pounds. Marry me? :D



Oh - yeah - THAT'S EXACTLY what I want to do - get married.

whatareyoufuckingbugnuts?



You can pay me to be your Mistress! :D:ph34r:

g




WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

Oh - I mean - Yes mistress,

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So there are 10,000,000 winners? :P




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You have therefore been approved to claim a total
sum of £2,500,000.00 (GBP) in cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/02.


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'm just doing the math based on the convoluted message. :D




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I'm just convoluted because I'm doing math.


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I wonder if this idea would work:

All checks have bank routing information on the bottom, correct? This year I'm going to write down the routing numbers for the IRS, off my refund check.

I'll give these guys 'my' bank information alright. I only wish I could be there to see the look on their face when the FBI shows up at their door! :D

Just an idea. Dunno if it would work...

Jeff
Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

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Hello everybody,

Well, I don't know how to say this, but listen (turtlespeed) this is for you... you said that you won a lottary but this is a scam mail you recieved becuase i have recieved the same e-mail, please see below, and if you can notice that your Batch number and my batch number are same.


CASH-OUT LOTTO BV
CASH-OUT PLAZA, SUITE 1102A
15page Court, Marry Streets,
Balsal Heath, Br12,
Birmingham City
England.
Tel: +447024013054

INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRICE AWARD DEPARTMENT.

Date: 02/5/2007
Ref: ILP/HW 47509/02
Batch: 05/763638/IPD
Winning no: 11 13 26 34 44 48
CONGRATULATIONS!!!


Dear lucky winner,

We are delighted to inform you of the result of the E-mail address ballot lottery draw of the cash-out lotto bv international programme,which took place on the 2n of may 2007.This is a computer generated lottery of Internet users using email addresses for draws.
This lotto draw is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their e-mail addresses from different World Wide Web(www)sites.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 275-189-657-23-05 with Serial number 8756-05 drew the lucky numbers and bonus ball number which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION U.S DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/02.

This is from the total cash prize of US$10,000,000.00 (TEN MILLION U.S DOLLARS), shared amongst the first Ten (10) lucky winners in this category.All participant were selected randomly through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada,Australia,United StatesAsia,Europe, Middle Eat, and Oceania as part of our international promotions programme which is conducted annually.

This Lottery is being promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of Multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base. Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our European representative office in united Kingdom, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of US$1 000,000.00 will be released to you from a FINANCAL SECURITY COMPANY IN LONDON where your prize money is been deposited.

We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw.Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE:
Simply contact your claims agent, Barrister Cruze Benze E-mail: cruzerobe@yahoo.com to file for your claim .Please quote your reference,batch and winning number which can be found on the top left corner of this notification as well as your full name, address and telephone number to help locate your file easily.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this programme by some unscrupulous elements,equally to guard against non participant or unofficial personnel taking undue advantage of this programme,Note that,all winnings MUST be claimed by a STIPULATED TIME;otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually be reabsorbed into our next lucky dip sweepstakes.

NOTE: For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep their winning information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize money remitted/released to you. This is to avoid double claiming of your prize money.

Congratulations once again on your winnings.

Best Regards
Mr. Cruze Benze
(co-ordinator)

APPROVED

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS OFFICE,MAKE SURE YOU CONTACT YOUR
CLAIMS AGENT ABOVE.ALSO MAKE SURE YOU SEND DOWN YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS TO YOUR CLAIMS AGENT FOR EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION.

ANY BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE WINNERS WILL
RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION. EQUALLY, NOTEWORTHY IS THE REGULATION THAT PEOPLE BELOW EIGHTEEN YEARS OF AGE ARE INELIGIBLE TO PARTICIPATE.


so, please becarefull

Bye wishing all the best.

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ANY BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE WINNERS WILL
RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION.



I think that you just may have lost these winnings. Would posting on DZ.com be considered as a "breach in confidentiality"?


Have Rig will travel ...

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For all the money you've won in all those lotteries, you could at least afford to buy a new shirt and underwear...maybe even take another shower at the "Y".
:D:D

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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