Concubinages

[Buried 0]

I'm feeling that I need something else.. I am now accepting applications for my personal concubinage. All expenses paid (via chocolate, ramen and water). who's interested?

we need more concubinages in today's world

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[karenmeal 0]

Chocolate AND Ramen?!?!?!?

Count me in!

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[turtlespeed 226]

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I'm feeling that I need something else.. I am now accepting applications for my personal concubinage. All expenses paid (via chocolate, ramen and water). who's interested?

we need more concubinages in today's world

I just refilled my chocolate fountain.

You can have fudge once or twice a week.

And for those that like I can arange for a full assortment of items for you to dip with.

Jaccuzzi is standard.

A full time massuse will be at your disposal.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kbordson 8]

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All expenses paid (via chocolate, ramen and water). who's interested?

we need more concubinages in today's world

Interested in the heavier set? If all you're providing is chocolate (fat) and ramen (carbs) and *cough* protein (I'm assuming)..... No veggies or fruits?

I'll have to pass. (or maybe work on a negotiation of the payment options)

[ladydyver 0]

what about the red wine ........ the oysters.....the strawberries....and all of those other aphrodesiac foods?

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