airtwardo 7 #26 May 3, 2007 Quote Quote 4play Whats that?? Here in Texas is always verbal...like~ "Git in da truck bitch!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #27 May 3, 2007 Quote Quote 4play Whats that?? That's where you pop her in the ass with a wet towel and tell her to bend over! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #28 May 3, 2007 In georgia.. We like to take a little more time than that.. Usually something along the lines of, "Gimme my Sammich, Hand me my beer, Where the remote.. Now comere n bend over." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #29 May 3, 2007 Quote In georgia.. We like to take a little more time than that.. Usually something along the lines of, "Gimme my Sammich, Hand me my beer, Where the remote.. Now comere n bend over." I gotta move! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 May 3, 2007 Quote Quote In georgia.. We like to take a little more time than that.. Usually something along the lines of, "Gimme my Sammich, Hand me my beer, Where the remote.. Now comere n bend over." I gotta move! Why do you think I keep going to Georgia?It's even better when they switch the channels for you . . . cuz, i mean damn - all bent over like that, just put the remote on the table, and let 'em hold onto the edge. I would suggest slowing down a bit when they are one handing it though, it tends to get a bit gymnastic if you don't. Then again - there are always restraints.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #31 May 3, 2007 Quote That will get you a number!! after reading through all these replies, sounds like you need a new formula for the number OTB^5+1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #32 May 3, 2007 An OTB^5 is an OTB^5 no matter how Many hands are giving the Glory Slap!!The difference here is that I am not sure that all three officials have ever given a Number at the same time. That WOULD be a special Honor for some lucky recipient. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #33 May 3, 2007 Quote An OTB^5 is an OTB^5 no matter how Many hands are giving the Glory Slap!!The difference here is that I am not sure that all three officials have ever given a Number at the same time. That WOULD be a special Honor for some lucky recipient. If you make it to LP I think that might be the perfect place to bestow such and honor on someone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #34 May 3, 2007 Quote Why do you think I keep going to Georgia? So I take it the statute of limitations is up...? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #35 May 3, 2007 Quote So I take it the statute of limitations is up Actually I think it restarts shortly after he shows up each time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #36 May 3, 2007 Quote Quote So I take it the statute of limitations is up Actually I think it restarts shortly after he shows up each time. You're probably right, he should really try to get that whole farm animal law changed! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #37 May 3, 2007 hmmm.... I do need to plan a vacation, wasnt I just talking about that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #38 May 3, 2007 Quote Quote An OTB^5 is an OTB^5 no matter how Many hands are giving the Glory Slap!!The difference here is that I am not sure that all three officials have ever given a Number at the same time. That WOULD be a special Honor for some lucky recipient. If you make it to LP I think that might be the perfect place to bestow such and honor on someone mememememememememememememe g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #39 May 3, 2007 I believe you should be the first person to get such and honor. Actually I don't think I've ever been part of giving numbers to anyone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #40 May 3, 2007 Quote Actually I don't think I've ever been part of giving numbers to anyone. So did turtle ever tell you about the extra special "OTB^5 Official" Initiation ceremony?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #41 May 3, 2007 Quote Quote Actually I don't think I've ever been part of giving numbers to anyone. So did turtle ever tell you about the extra special "OTB^5 Official" Initiation ceremony?? Nope, should I be expecting a PM soon? Hey do we have list yet? I will be the keeper, but I don't have anything to start with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #42 May 3, 2007 Quote You are offering to Fluff Turtle?? How about a Fluffanutter sandwich for Turtle? Yummy! Really. I ate them as a kid. Marshmallow Fluff and peanut butter sandwich. Hmm. Even as a young girl I liked fluff and nuts. Now it finally all makes sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #43 May 3, 2007 Quote I liked fluff and nuts. Now it finally all makes sense. You will do well here young grasshopper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #44 May 3, 2007 Quote Quote I liked fluff and nuts. Now it finally all makes sense. You will do well here young grasshopper. Yes. Yes she will.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 May 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Actually I don't think I've ever been part of giving numbers to anyone. So did turtle ever tell you about the extra special "OTB^5 Official" Initiation ceremony?? Nope, should I be expecting a PM soon? Hey do we have list yet? I will be the keeper, but I don't have anything to start with. Are you kidding? Bottom line of the sig line . . . Start there.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #46 May 3, 2007 QuoteThe difference here is that I am not sure that all three officials have ever given a Number at the same time. That WOULD be a special Honor for some lucky recipient. Airtight?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #47 May 3, 2007 QuoteQuoteThe difference here is that I am not sure that all three officials have ever given a Number at the same time. That WOULD be a special Honor for some lucky recipient. Airtight? Hmmm, OTB^5A#1?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
