NWFlyer 2 #26 May 4, 2007 Quote Quote yeah, we need details. we can't help if you don't give the details. It boils down to me falling for innapropriate men. Here's a list of the guys i'm currently crushing on and would really like to go out with: Guy #1 - my orthodontist. He's my "older man" crush but my god i want him and i know i can't have him. Plus he has a GF, but i get sooo excited when i have an ortho appt. Guy #2 - truly in love with him, know i can never have him and have tried to move on but it's been 2 years now and i can't get him outta my head Guy #3 - met him last week and felt an instant connection, then found out he's proposing to his freakin girlfriend this weekend. Guy #4 - Rainbo - thinks of me as "just a friend" So I dunno... how about focusing on you for a while? Be single, enjoy being single, don't feel like you have to go out on dates, don't feel like you have to get laid. Focus on something you've been wanting to try, or improve, or get better at or whatever. Just be you, alone for a while. Chances are if you do that for a while you'll come out of it making happier choices. Or you could just go for the women. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #27 May 4, 2007 What kinda girl you looking for? Would you hit on me if I was in drag? "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #28 May 4, 2007 Quote I really think i'm ready to start dating women. They're so much better than men. Damm I missed my chance? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #29 May 4, 2007 Quote What kinda girl you looking for? Would you hit on me if I was in drag? It was all i could do not to attack you when i met you at SDC 2 years ago. I don't give free packjobs to just anyone ya know?! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #30 May 4, 2007 Quote Quote You carry heavy things and open jars. Not me. I sit on the couch and wait for Beer and Sammiches. You mean you don't kill bugs & spiders? You don't clean? You've destroyed my images of you [sob] I may join Sunny in jumping the fence, dammit! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #31 May 4, 2007 Quote I may join Sunny in jumping the fence, dammit! ~~April Screw that, with our mad golfcart skillz, we'll run the damn fence over!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #32 May 4, 2007 LMFAO!!! Yeah, you're right about that!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #33 May 4, 2007 QuoteI don't give free packjobs to just anyone ya know?! And I never forget a free pack job. BFF. I think I'm going to be in your neck of the woods for Nationals. You gonna be around. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #34 May 4, 2007 Quote Guy #2 - truly in love with him, know i can never have him and have tried to move on but it's been 2 years now and i can't get him outta my head I call bullshit, guy 2 doesn't know how Sunni feels yet. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #35 May 4, 2007 Quote I call bullshit, guy 2 doesn't know how Sunni feels yet. Damn, you remember our late night chats eh? He'll find out if i ever die since he's my beneficiary and has no clue that he is. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #36 May 4, 2007 Quote And I never forget a free pack job. BFF. I think I'm going to be in your neck of the woods for Nationals. You gonna be around. Hunny, after all you've done for me with the tshirt stuff, i OWE you more free packjobs. Of course i'll be 'round for nationals. SDC can't get rid of me!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #37 May 4, 2007 Your a smart girl so stop being a dummy... just say something. Trust me you dont want to bat for your own team, girls can be almost as annoying as menSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #38 May 4, 2007 Quote Quote yeah, we need details. we can't help if you don't give the details. It boils down to me falling for innapropriate men. Here's a list of the guys i'm currently crushing on and would really like to go out with: Guy #1 - my orthodontist. He's my "older man" crush but my god i want him and i know i can't have him. Plus he has a GF, but i get sooo excited when i have an ortho appt. Guy #2 - truly in love with him, know i can never have him and have tried to move on but it's been 2 years now and i can't get him outta my head Guy #3 - met him last week and felt an instant connection, then found out he's proposing to his freakin girlfriend this weekend. Guy #4 - Rainbo - thinks of me as "just a friend" Damn . . not even the top 4 . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #39 May 4, 2007 QuoteYour a smart girl so stop being a dummy... just say something. Trust me you dont want to bat for your own team, girls can be almost as annoying as men almost? That's a bit of an understatement! Guys are so much easier to understand - For many it's beer, sammiches, bj's. And occasionally you might find one that's caring and happy and enjoys conversation.... but still a lot less drama than some of us chicks can be. I wouldn't mind an occasional extra player on the field... but wouldn't switch teams. Besides, I DEFINATLEY wouldn't want to mix business with pleasure. (I don't know how male gynecologist do it!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #40 May 4, 2007 Quote Quote (I don't know how male gynecologist do it!!) Same way we all do - when you get down to it, the basics are all the same.Aren't they? Cuz then it just goes to technique, right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #41 May 4, 2007 Sunshine - here comes the age-old question... "why do women go for the jerks... and why don't you get yourself a good guy (AKA non-asshole)"=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #42 May 4, 2007 You might want to reconsider-I've been involved with women exclusively and I'll tell ya-they carry a lot of baggage in to a relationship. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #43 May 4, 2007 Quote Quote Quote (I don't know how male gynecologist do it!!) Same way we all do - when you get down to it, the basics are all the same.Aren't they? Cuz then it just goes to technique, right? Not it... silly. I meant how they mix the work and fun or rather how they keep the two seperate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #44 May 4, 2007 Quote You might want to reconsider-I've been involved with women exclusively and I'll tell ya-they carry a lot of baggage in to a relationship. SmileSmile Here here. Women are crazy, but what can you do? Last night my SO started crying because she had her first run-in with Kansas Chiggers. Stupid girls.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 May 4, 2007 Quote . . . how they keep the two seperate. Speculum, Right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #46 May 4, 2007 You're still borrowing money from your parents. You can't afford to date women. Go find a sugar daddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #47 May 4, 2007 Quote I'VE BEEN WAITING TO READ THOSE WORDS FOR 5 YEARS. Meow. I'll fly video!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #48 May 4, 2007 Quote I'VE BEEN WAITING TO READ THOSE WORDS FOR 5 YEARS. -------------------------------------------------------- Meow. I'll fly video! Damn i'm good. I managed to get ms cakes and kris out of hiding in one thread. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #49 May 4, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #50 May 5, 2007 Quote ....You can't afford to date women. Go find a sugar daddy. Words of wisdom. I'm applying for the job if the pay and the hours are good enough.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
