pilotholder 0 #1 May 5, 2007 Yea so the other day Im driving to my dz and a cop pulls me over in a 65 for going 80 on the 101 north at 6 in the morning. I know what alot of people are thinking that yea ofcorse i was speeding but if you lived in california you would understand the average speed people go is about 80 if not more. And after he gave me the ticket you know what he said. "Have a nice day." How the hell can he think that ill have a nice day when he just handed me a $150 ticket. Asshole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #2 May 5, 2007 Now you're going to get ticketed by the spelling police. Satin=smooth fibers. Satan=evil presence. I won't write you a ticket this time...but put that 'A' up there or we're going to have to run ya in!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #3 May 5, 2007 I've heard that cops are more like corduroy.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 May 5, 2007 Quote Now you're going to get ticketed by the spelling police. Satin=smooth fibers. Satan=evil presence. I won't write you a ticket this time...but put that 'A' up there or we're going to have to run ya in!~~April Maybe he's wanting you to "cuff him up and rough him up".... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 May 5, 2007 Quote I've heard that cops are more like corduroy. I've always been partial to nylon myself... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #6 May 5, 2007 Quote Quote I've heard that cops are more like corduroy. I've always been partial to nylon myself... That's 'cuz you're a smooth mofo, my friend.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #7 May 5, 2007 Quote Quote Now you're going to get ticketed by the spelling police. Satin=smooth fibers. Satan=evil presence. I won't write you a ticket this time...but put that 'A' up there or we're going to have to run ya in!~~April Maybe he's wanting you to "cuff him up and rough him up".... If thats what he's wanting I'm sure he'll find me satinic~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 May 5, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #9 May 5, 2007 QuoteIf thats what he's wanting I'm sure he'll find me satinic~~April ROFLMAO!!! TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #10 May 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf thats what he's wanting I'm sure he'll find me satinic~~April ROFLMAO!!! TripleF HEY, Mr Honeymooner! (hijack taking place...)...Congrats on your wedding! And you did it on my birthday! I couldn't be happier for you and your long-lost love. Wanna borrow some cuffs?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #11 May 5, 2007 Quote Now you're going to get ticketed by the spelling police. Satin=smooth fibers. Satan=evil presence. I won't write you a ticket this time...but put that 'A' up there or we're going to have to run ya in!~~April [sly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #13 May 5, 2007 Dude you got off really cheap! Sounds like it was 100.00 for every ten miles over the speed limit? Well, it's a lot more in other places. And... that just sort of sounds off? Did you change lanes erratically just before that or something to catch their eye? Anyways, I've always been more of a lace and chiffon chica myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #14 May 5, 2007 Quotebut if you lived in california you would understand the average speed people go is about 80 if not more. reply] this is from the last time i took defensive driving. "no matter how fast other traffic is going the maximum legal speed you can go is the posted speed limit. and if you try to tell a cop, "but everyone was going fast", he'll most likely say, "but you're the person i stopped" if you have a tendancy to go over i highly reccomend a Valentine One.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #15 May 5, 2007 QuoteHEY, Mr Honeymooner! (hijack taking place...)...Congrats on your wedding! And you did it on my birthday! I couldn't be happier for you and your long-lost love. Wanna borrow some cuffs?~~April Ahh, thanks April, my friend. But YOUR birthday??? Hey, it was MY birthday, too...I wondered how you came up with the name "Aprilcat". That was a great day, huh?? Of course, I'm a bit older than you so I get to claim it first, lol. After all, you are only 28 - right? Thanks again for the congrats. It means a lot to this old geezer to know that ya'll haven't forgotten the "elder" jumpers here in "Dizzyworld.com". BTW, she brought her own handcuffs, lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #16 May 5, 2007 Lol....I got stopped last night for 85 in a 45. However, I was honest with the cop, told him I knew I was wrong and was accepting responsibility for my actions. He didn't even ask for my license. Just told me that the Hemi in my Charger was gonna get me in trouble if I didn't be a little more careful and then he let me go. I thought he was pretty cool. Of course, my age and the fact that I have a disabled veterans tag didn't hurt, lol. I've found that most cops are pretty cool if ya' are up front with them and don't try to talk them out of giving a ticket when ya' know you are wrong. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matt1215 0 #17 May 5, 2007 So you're saying this cop was a smooth character? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest 1010 #18 May 5, 2007 Cops are sheets that was funny! You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #19 May 5, 2007 Yep...lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #20 May 5, 2007 Cops are sat in their cars, eating doughnuts. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freefallfreak 0 #15 May 5, 2007 QuoteHEY, Mr Honeymooner! (hijack taking place...)...Congrats on your wedding! And you did it on my birthday! I couldn't be happier for you and your long-lost love. Wanna borrow some cuffs?~~April Ahh, thanks April, my friend. But YOUR birthday??? Hey, it was MY birthday, too...I wondered how you came up with the name "Aprilcat". That was a great day, huh?? Of course, I'm a bit older than you so I get to claim it first, lol. After all, you are only 28 - right? Thanks again for the congrats. It means a lot to this old geezer to know that ya'll haven't forgotten the "elder" jumpers here in "Dizzyworld.com". BTW, she brought her own handcuffs, lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #16 May 5, 2007 Lol....I got stopped last night for 85 in a 45. However, I was honest with the cop, told him I knew I was wrong and was accepting responsibility for my actions. He didn't even ask for my license. Just told me that the Hemi in my Charger was gonna get me in trouble if I didn't be a little more careful and then he let me go. I thought he was pretty cool. Of course, my age and the fact that I have a disabled veterans tag didn't hurt, lol. I've found that most cops are pretty cool if ya' are up front with them and don't try to talk them out of giving a ticket when ya' know you are wrong. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #17 May 5, 2007 So you're saying this cop was a smooth character? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 1010 #18 May 5, 2007 Cops are sheets that was funny! You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #19 May 5, 2007 Yep...lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 May 5, 2007 Cops are sat in their cars, eating doughnuts. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
