towerrat 0 #1 May 8, 2007 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #2 May 8, 2007 It does look like you needed more than 3 staples. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 May 8, 2007 That's more like it-show the gore. I hate to sit here fat, dumb, happy, and uninjured and say thinks like "Be glad it wasn't worse" so I'll stick to 'Damn, nasty! I'm glad it wasn't worse"I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #4 May 8, 2007 looks like an abused vagina. I'd clean that thing out, pinch it closed and super glue it up! Open wounds are nasty! And you damn sure do NOT need an infection! I'm just sayin.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #5 May 8, 2007 that is soooo sexyYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 May 8, 2007 Quote looks like an abused vagina. I'd clean that thing out, pinch it closed and super glue it up! Open wounds are nasty! And you damn sure do NOT need an infection! I'm just sayin.... I dunno about the super glue, but he sure got shafted (pun unintended) at the medical care center. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 May 8, 2007 I think I'm going to take back the whole, "chicks dig scars" thing that I said yesterday. Blech! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #8 May 8, 2007 Damn Randy!!! I thought you were sexy before........but you are down right HOT now your catch phrase should be "hey ya'll....look at this" for awhile........I'm just sayinwait.....was that a PA??????? till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #9 May 8, 2007 The use of cyanoacrylate glues in medicine was considered fairly early on. Eastman Kodak and Ethicon began studying whether the glues could be used to hold human tissue together for surgery. In 1964 Eastman submitted an application to use cyanoacrylate glues to seal wounds to the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Soon afterward Dr. Coover's glue did find use in Vietnam--reportedly in 1966 cyanoacrylates were tested on-site by a specially trained surgical team, with impressive results. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #10 May 8, 2007 I worked for J&J when they launched Dermabond. It really is like superglue. How it Works DERMABOND Adhesive is a medical glue for the skin that trained clinical professionals can use in place of stitches or staples to close wounds and incisions. It is spread on top of the wound while your trained clinical professional holds the skin edges together. Only your trained clinical professional can apply DERMABOND Adhesive. It dries to form a strong, flexible bond and protective covering for the cut. DERMABOND Adhesive does not require a bandage, and you can get it wet in the course of normal activities. Showering or bathing is fine, although soaking is not advisable. How is it applied? Watch how DERMABOND is applied (RealMedia Player Required : 365 KB) After your wound has been cleaned, your trained clinical professional will apply DERMABOND Adhesive in thin layers (a minimum of two for High Viscosity DERMABOND Adhesive) with a light brushing stroke, while holding the edges of the wound together. As DERMABOND Adhesive is applied, it forms a strong, flexible bond in just 45-60 seconds, and reaches full strength in approximately 2½ minutes after the final layer is applied. As your wound heals, DERMABOND Adhesive wears off the skin, with complete skin healing usually occurring in 5-10 days. While a return visit to your trained clinical professional is not necessary for stitch removal, your trained clinical professional still may want to see you to check your healing progress. When can DERMABOND Adhesive be used? If your wound is in an area where your skin is not stretched or pulled, it likely can be treated with DERMABOND Adhesive It is generally not used in areas with hair or in the mouth. It should be used with caution around the eyes Your wound should have even and straight edges - not jagged or torn. This may be why they opted to go with staples vs Dermabond. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #11 May 8, 2007 Quote looks like an abused vagina. Im gonna go throw up in my mouth now.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #12 May 8, 2007 Dr. Frankenstien would have gotten it tighter... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #13 May 8, 2007 I'll not be supergluing anything thank you. I'll set one of these lovely hot chicks do it for me!Cuz once again: I'm a goddamn rockstar! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #14 May 8, 2007 what are all the little purple feet looking marks from that are around it? PS so glad your doing okay! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #15 May 8, 2007 some nasty bruisingIt hurts straight through to my back Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwilson 0 #16 May 8, 2007 damn dude, that looks like it still needs to be closed up more. Ouch!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #17 May 8, 2007 Looks like you got stabbed and bit! Must have been one hell of an evening!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #18 May 8, 2007 I have plenty of whine, if I give you guys my address will you send me some cheese? I prefer government cheese as it goes well with the lowest bid staple job I got Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #19 May 8, 2007 Quote what are all the little purple feet looking marks from that are around it? Yeah, that's what I was thinking...looks like you got attacked by a crazed chicken??!!P.S. I'm also glad you're doing so well. P.S.S: upon review, I could see how this may look like this was a slam...it really wasn't. Just a comment about how weird/ugly the wound looks (purple chicken feet, etc.). Glad Towerrat got a laugh though. Carry on."...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #20 May 8, 2007 Quote looks like you got attacked by a crazed chicken??!! stop you guys are really making me laugh out loud and it fucking hurts! No more funny stuff, really. can't we go back to arguing, it doesn't hurt nearly as much Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #21 May 8, 2007 Steri strips will work just fine. Time to make some T-shirts to help defray medical costs.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #22 May 8, 2007 Quote I think I'm going to take back the whole, "chicks dig scars" thing that I said yesterday. Blech! Don't be so fast to pass judgment Skymama! Let it heal into a nice manley scar first. I can hear it now- "Why yes, I got this protecting the virtue of women." He's gonna get laid for sure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #23 May 8, 2007 "Its just s flesh wound" Whats the weird bruising around it from? Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #24 May 8, 2007 Quote I prefer government cheese as it goes well with the lowest bid staple job I got You might have a little extra cash if you went with whatever Kelly put in her mouth this morning. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #25 May 8, 2007 Quote "Its just s flesh wound" Whats the weird bruising around it from? That's from getting fucked at the hospDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
