Who's going to hell?

[popsjumper 2]

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Are virgins allowed in hell?

Hopefully!
I'll hold the door open for you when you get there.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[2fat2fly 0]

The black widow and the ladies man
Met down at the laundrmat and tried to make me understand
The neighbors were all in a stir
about what they might have heard
and running down and shouted out it seemed

Next door a girl she lives about the same age as me
and asked me to come upstairs for a see
Just then her mother burst in said your
that son of a bitch in the wind
Get out of my house and hit the road
and I kept fallin like a Rolling Stones song

Cause I'm going straight to hell
Just like my momma said
I'm going straight to hell
I'm going straight to hell
Just like my momma said
I'm going straight to hell

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[sweetmoose 0]

If there is a heaven and hell, guaranteed hell has a hell of a lot cooler people in it, so I'll go to hell. Besides, who wants to sit on a cloud playing a harp for all eternity, there's nothing cool to do in heaven.

We die only once, but for such a very long time.

I'll believe in ghosts when I catch one in my teeth.

[turtlespeed 226]

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I have the list......

You are NOT the keeper of the list!!!

That one can be WAY more kniving and evil if she wants to be.
But she does put up a nice facade of being really sweet and extremely nice.

Scary - isn't it?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[2fat2fly 0]

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That one can be WAY more kniving and evil if she wants to be.

We're already way over our quota of knivings for this quarter

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[turtlespeed 226]

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That one can be WAY more kniving and evil if she wants to be.

We're already way over our quota of knivings for this quarter

That would be knifings you are thinking about . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[popsjumper 2]

Cut it out, you two.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[2fat2fly 0]

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Cut it out, you two.

Getting snippy, aren't you?


How many more sharp object references can we get?

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[turtlespeed 226]

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Cut it out, you two.

Getting snippy, aren't you?


How many more sharp object references can we get?

Wow, you're sharp today.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[2fat2fly 0]

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Wow, you're sharp today.

Too much coffee-it's making me edgy

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[turtlespeed 226]

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Wow, you're sharp today.

Too much coffee-it's making me edgy

Have you heard about the new cutting edge science that says that coffee is good for us now?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[yardhippie 0]

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Wow, you're sharp today.

Too much coffee-it's making me edgy

Have you heard about the new cutting edge science that says that coffee is good for us now?

I can see their point.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[turtlespeed 226]

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Wow, you're sharp today.

Too much coffee-it's making me edgy

Have you heard about the new cutting edge science that says that coffee is good for us now?

I can see their point.

Yeah the realization just kinda gets you, right here, in the ribs, huh?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[2fat2fly 0]

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Have you heard about the new cutting edge science that says that coffee is good for us now?

I can see their point.

Yeah the realization just kinda gets you, right here, in the ribs, huh?

Wow, ya'll are taking this to the hilt

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[BillyVance 35]

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Have you heard about the new cutting edge science that says that coffee is good for us now?

I can see their point.

Yeah the realization just kinda gets you, right here, in the ribs, huh?

Wow, ya'll are taking this to the hilt

Got to use every last inch of that shaft, dontcha?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[2fat2fly 0]

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Wow, ya'll are taking this to the hilt

Got to use every last inch of that shaft, dontcha?

So now Billy wants a slice of this action

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[Rick 67]

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Wow, ya'll are taking this to the hilt

Got to use every last inch of that shaft, dontcha?

So now Billy wants a slice of this action

can I cut in???

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[2fat2fly 0]

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So now Billy wants a slice of this action

can I cut in???

[Rick 67]

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So now Billy wants a slice of this action

can I cut in???

Sure, take a stab at it

[gonzalesna 1]

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So now Billy wants a slice of this action

can I cut in???

Sure, take a stab at it

I had to cut out for a minute someone was in my office trying to make a point

[popsjumper 2]

Gives new definition to PowerPoint.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[popsjumper 2]

Don't take a slice of my pie, focker.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[gonzalesna 1]

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Gives new definition to PowerPoint.

Ok, enough guys... I'm starting to get sharp pains in my side

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[gonzalesna 1]

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Don't take a slice of my pie, focker.

I only cut out a small piece

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[azdiver 0]

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Are virgins allowed in hell?

that will get you their for sure, major sin

light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak