How many licks does it take

[sunshine 2]

to get to the center of a turtle?

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[sharimcm 0]

Um... Well...

One, two, three... It takes three licks...

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[PLFKING 4]

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to get to the center of a turtle?

Depends on how much the sledgehammer weighs....8 pounds or more, I'd say one good lick would do it.


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[yardhippie 0]

I have no idea, and I prefer to keep it that way.

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[Keith 0]

I guess that would depend how you define a "lick" and HOW you try to get to the center. I'll bet I can get there in One "lick."

Keith

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[popsjumper 2]

I'm sure that there's going to be at least one volunteer for you to do the actual clinical research. He's probably sleeping right about now, though.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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[sunshine 2]

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I'm sure that there's going to be at least one volunteer for you to do the actual clinical research. He's probably sleeping right about now, though.

You replied to me in the other thread too. Are you flirting with me? (sunny is hoping the answer is YES)

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[popsjumper 2]

I would flirt with you, Sunny...in a heartbeat...but I'm afraid you would call my bluff and then what would I do?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[2fat2fly 0]

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and then what would I do?

At your age, probably something involving electrician's tape and popcicle sticks

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[popsjumper 2]

Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow
Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Squeak 17]

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and then what would I do?

At your age, probably something involving electrician's tape and popcicle sticks

or something involving a resucitation unit

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[turtlespeed 226]

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and then what would I do?

At your age, probably something involving electrician's tape and popcicle sticks

But technology has gone so far . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[popsjumper 2]

Sorry, dude. I don't swing that way. That's a man's hand holding that thing.

Now, Sunny on the other hand....

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[sunshine 2]

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I would flirt with you, Sunny...in a heartbeat...but I'm afraid you would call my bluff and then what would I do?

Throw me over the couch and fuck me hard? Just a thought.

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[stitch 0]

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