1969912 0 #1 May 10, 2007 C*ck Lock: http://www.cb-2000.com/home.html "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 May 10, 2007 Where DO you find this stuff??? I'll be damned if the wives/gfs can even get their men to agree to wear one of those... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #3 May 10, 2007 Fair enough...but only after Chasity Belts come back. Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 May 10, 2007 Quote Where DO you find this stuff??? I'll be damned if the wives/gfs can even get their men to agree to wear one of those... Oh, Billy if push came to shove.... a man can be seduced into restraints on the bed - once there the lock could easily be put on.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PikzeeVikzen 0 #5 May 10, 2007 Oh, Billy if push came to shove.... a man can be seduced into restraints on the bed - once there the lock could easily be put on.... g my thoughts precisely I'm the twist that turns your key.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #6 May 10, 2007 What about when you get a non-planned boner!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Where DO you find this stuff??? I'll be damned if the wives/gfs can even get their men to agree to wear one of those... Oh, Billy if push came to shove.... a man can be seduced into restraints on the bed - once there the lock could easily be put on.... g Good point there... some guys can be suckers if their women are creative... get them blindfolded and tied up on the bed, then lock 'em up. There's been way too many examples of the women getting revenge in the movies... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 May 10, 2007 These (Attached) work even better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #9 May 10, 2007 Quote These (Attached) work even better. Jesus dude, don't give them ideas like that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 May 10, 2007 Quote These (Attached) work even better. Anybody remember Wayne Bobbitt??? I dunno if it backfired on Lorena or not, as Wayne used his infamy to get into a XXX movie having sex with his reattached dick. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #11 May 10, 2007 Quote What about when you get a non-planned boner!? My thoughts as well. That could be quite painful __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #12 May 10, 2007 Quote What about when you get a non-planned boner!? I don't think I've ever wrote "Erection 4pm-5pm" in my day planner. That's just a little too organizedI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #13 May 10, 2007 Maybe spontaneous would have been a better term Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #14 May 10, 2007 Quote Oh, Billy if push came to shove.... a man can be seduced into restraints on the bed Most of us don't require much seduction to get into that position. A simple "Honey, would you let me..." would usually be sufficient. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #15 May 10, 2007 Oh but hell no. Just because I know she doesn't have a reason to be pissed doesn't mean that she doesn't think that she has a reason to be pissed and I'm not taking the chance of her reaching the wrong conclusion and taking it out on me before I get a chance to explain my side of the story so that she doesn't baseball bat my ribs for no reason whatsoever while I'm unable to defend myself.... I think that's the longest sentence that I've ever written.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #16 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Oh, Billy if push came to shove.... a man can be seduced into restraints on the bed Most of us don't require much seduction to get into that position. A simple "Honey, would you let me..." would usually be sufficient. Blues, Dave And YOU call ME a perv???? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Oh, Billy if push came to shove.... a man can be seduced into restraints on the bed Most of us don't require much seduction to get into that position. A simple "Honey, would you let me..." would usually be sufficient. Blues, Dave And YOU call ME a perv???? He has just excelled his master~ g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #18 May 10, 2007 I just threw up a little in my mouth. Gia.... Do not call me his master....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 May 10, 2007 Quote I just threw up a little in my mouth. Gia.... Do not call me his master.... LMAO!!!! luv ya Remi! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 May 10, 2007 Quote I just threw up a little in my mouth. Gia.... Do not call me his master.... No kidding. We all know you're a sub. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
