popsjumper 2 #26 May 9, 2007 Apparently, it's a major rite of passage that I missed. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #27 May 9, 2007 Quote Quote Am I the only American male who hasn't seen the tape? I haven't, I feel like I'm missing an important cultural reference That makes two of us. Although, I really dont feel like Im missing anything. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #28 May 9, 2007 Quoteand is probably so loose that I might as well just stand on my front porch and fuck north Bwahhhhhhhhhh *sputter,cough,weeze* Bwahhhhhhhhhhh thank goodness I took my coffee black this morning. Damn don't ya hate when it goes up your nose though...that kinda hurts. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #29 May 9, 2007 Quote Apparently, it's a major rite of passage that I missed. The only thing you really learn from it is that: - Porn can be boring (believe it or not). - Even a complete idiot (Rick Solomon) can get into the pants of a rich heiress."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #30 May 9, 2007 Quote ...- Even a complete idiot (Rick Solomon) can get into the pants of a rich heiress. Does that mean I might have a chance after all? I'm only in it for the money. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #31 May 9, 2007 Quote Quote ....probably so loose that I might as well just stand on my front porch and fuck north... DoooD! You owe me big time. Coffe on the keyboard, the monitor, the wall and all down the front of my PJ's. That HAS to be the quote of the year!!!! Definitely belongs in somebody's sig line! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Programmer 0 #32 May 9, 2007 Paris Hilton has to drive her own car ??? I thought she was rich. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #33 May 9, 2007 Quote Paris Hilton has to drive her own car ??? I thought she was rich. She is.... it was a Bentley she was driving. Anyway, the police impounded it when they busted her. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #34 May 9, 2007 QuoteParis Hilton has to drive her own car ??? I thought she was rich. I always hoped that since she drove herself, she might drive into a gasoline tanker truck and relieve the world of having to hear of her vapid, herpes-addled whoring antics.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #35 May 9, 2007 Quote Quote Paris Hilton has to drive her own car ??? I thought she was rich. I always hoped that since she drove herself, she might drive into a gasoline tanker truck and relieve the world of having to hear of her vapid, herpes-addled whoring antics. I'm buying YOU a beer! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #36 May 9, 2007 Would someone PLEASE charge this CUNT with a Felony???Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #37 May 9, 2007 Quote Would someone PLEASE charge this CUNT with a Felony??? I believe the correct term would be cuntchops or cuntflaps. Unfortunately, when she starts serving time, it won't be in with the general population. She WILL be segregated for her own safety. THAT would be a travesty of justice. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #38 May 9, 2007 Quote Would someone PLEASE charge this CUNT with a Felony??? But, look, she IS being a good girl...she's wearing her seatbelt _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #39 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Paris Hilton has to drive her own car ??? I thought she was rich. I always hoped that since she drove herself, she might drive into a gasoline tanker truck and relieve the world of having to hear of her vapid, herpes-addled whoring antics. I'm buying YOU a beer! The best thing that Paris Hilton has offered us, is a reprieve from all of the Anna Nicole crap press we've had for the last 5 months.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #40 May 15, 2007 Quote Quote Would someone PLEASE charge this CUNT with a Felony??? I believe the correct term would be cuntchops or cuntflaps. Unfortunately, when she starts serving time, it won't be in with the general population. She WILL be segregated for her own safety. THAT would be a travesty of justice. I always liked the term hatchet woundSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #41 May 15, 2007 Quote I always liked the term hatchet wound I believe that's the first time I've ever read of a cunt called that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #42 May 15, 2007 Quote Quote Am I the only American male who hasn't seen the tape? I haven't, I feel like I'm missing an important cultural reference I gotta feeling you two are the only ones not IN a Paris Hilton tape! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #43 May 16, 2007 Quote Quote I always liked the term hatchet wound I believe that's the first time I've ever read of a cunt called that. I believe you owe beer...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #44 May 16, 2007 I saw a South Park episode on PH last night. Every couple of minutes, she would hack like a cat tossing a hair ball. I still think that we need a Celebrity Baby Lottery. Kind of like the Anna Nicole deal. The list of claimants to be the AN baby-father was in the hundreds until the very end. The Florida Lotto gives you a 1-in-14 million chance of winning. The odds are a little higher for PH. "... now, at a bar mens room near you. Enter the PH baby lottery. If she has yours, you could win millions." Remember our slogan "Enter soon, enter often" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #45 May 16, 2007 Quote I saw a South Park episode on PH last night. Every couple of minutes, she would hack like a cat tossing a hair ball. I still think that we need a Celebrity Baby Lottery. Kind of like the Anna Nicole deal. The list of claimants to be the AN baby-father was in the hundreds until the very end. The Florida Lotto gives you a 1-in-14 million chance of winning. The odds are a little higher for PH. "... now, at a bar mens room near you. Enter the PH baby lottery. If she has yours, you could win millions." Remember our slogan "Enter soon, enter often" You should add... "...Just don't fall in." to your sloganSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #46 May 16, 2007 Quote ...Remember our slogan "Enter soon, enter often" I'm pullin' out of that. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
