denete 3 #1 May 16, 2007 It is absolutely tasteless and half of it sounds like it was made up by skydivers. But, you've got to read it. The Glossary of Perversion Especially the pseudo-thesaurus at the end. One of my favorite glossary entries... YahtzeeSCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 May 16, 2007 "Al B*ndy - 1) This activity is recommended for every married scum out there who’s trying to do the right thing. While out with the boys you realize that you are surrounded by meat melons. To keep your mind off the screaming beaver, go up to hottest hole within your grasp and begin to entertain them with your sharp wit. Classic one-liners like “say your a toilet…” and “put it in your mouth” or the always popular “show me your bush” should quickly win them over. The consistant result is a hearty kick to the nuts… and when you untangle them from your intestine, thank them for saving your lousy marriage. - Nathan K, Canada" Ahhhh...so that's what I've been doing wrong. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #3 May 16, 2007 Quote "Al B*ndy - 1) This activity is recommended for every married scum out there who’s trying to do the right thing. While out with the boys you realize that you are surrounded by meat melons. To keep your mind off the screaming beaver, go up to hottest hole within your grasp and begin to entertain them with your sharp wit. Classic one-liners like “say your a toilet…” and “put it in your mouth” or the always popular “show me your bush” should quickly win them over. The consistant result is a hearty kick to the nuts… and when you untangle them from your intestine, thank them for saving your lousy marriage. - Nathan K, Canada" Ahhhh...so that's what I've been doing wrong. Now thats funny! Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #4 May 16, 2007 Whistling Dixie - After you bang a chick, snuggle and let her get comfortable. Right as she is about to fall asleep, scream “The South Will Rise Again!” and shove it in her starfish. - The Grundile Gang, DC This is SO wrong!!!!! http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
