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SpeedRacer

what's the funniest insult?

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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

seconded... B|:D
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I kept answering my friends phone and the person was trying to get me to put them on, in my limey accent i kept saying "It is Joe, what do you want?"

After a while she got REALLY mad at me and started calling me every name under the sun.

"Listen cuntchops speak when spoken to"

I was in fits of laughter, she called back and i let Joe answer and he said she wanted to speak to me again. She tried to insult me and went down in spectacular flames. "yea i heard you have a really small penis" i thnk she expected my world to fall apart but i just said "yea its true... anything else" ad she stuttered and hung up.

:ph34r:

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Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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After a while she got REALLY mad at me and started calling me every name under the sun.



Slight drift from the thread, but your story reminds me of the time a gay female co-worked was on her cell phone at work, talking with her...'friend'. :)

The conversation was a tense 'lovers quarrel' from what I could tell...:o

Vicky, my co-worker kept saying, "Yes, I'm REALLY at WORK..we'll talk when I get home."

I snuck up behind her and whispered just loud enough for her 'friend' to hear....

"Put down the phone and come back to bed BABY!" >:(

Don't know which string of insults were funnier, the ones Vicky was throwing at me...or the ones her girl friend was throwing at HER! :$:ph34r:










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