gonzalesna 1 #1 May 19, 2007 CLICKY!!! QuoteWell, I met this girl I swore was close to perfect I could see the ring, the dress and the whole nine yards I had a country station on and she reached and turned it Said she couldn't stand the sound of a steel guitar We hit the town to catch the early movie And ol' Kris Kristofferson played the leading role I said "That's my man," she said "Who's he?" So I jumped up and said "Girl, we gotta go!" Chorus: She don't like to play my kind of music She's never heard a Waylon Jennings song She's never been a fan of Willie Nelson So, there ain't no way in hell we'll get along She told me she thinks country music's hokey Said you can't dance to it and all the songs are sad I cocked my eyebrow and said, "You must be jokin'" "There ain't no excuse for havin' taste that bad" Then I asked her if she'd heard of Alan Jackson And she said "Didn't he sing that song called Where Were You?" I said "Yeah, but girl, that man's a living legend." She said "Really? I thought he was new!" Lyrics Second Chorus: No, she don't like to play my kind of music She's never heard of David Allen Coe But she can't get enough of Whitney Houston And I'm thinkin', Lord, that's all I need to know So when the night was over, I walked her to her door And I bid that girl an overdue farewell And without a goodnight kiss I jumped back in my truck Turned on some Hank and cranked it loud as hell..... No, she don't like to play my kind of music She don't know "Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down" She can't see what's so cool 'bout "He Stopped Lovin' Her Today" Or "Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground" She told me that she sort of liked the Eagles But she couldn't name one hit by Johnny Cash No, she don't like to play my kind of music So I had to tell that girl to kiss my ass!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 May 20, 2007 You wait one gosh damn minute,sir. What's wrong with Whitney Houston? My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites