gonzalesna 1 #1 May 19, 2007 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 May 19, 2007 Bubba couldn't figure out why he had to repaint the garage every time he went to work! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #3 May 19, 2007 Quote Bubba couldn't figure out why he had to repaint the garage every time he went to work! I don't get it... guess I gotta go out and enjoy a smoke while I ponder on it.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 May 19, 2007 I got it, funny too.Think heat and lots of it!!Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #5 May 19, 2007 Quote I got it, funny too.Think heat and lots of it!!Bobbi furnace, fire, flame, smoke, smoking... um, nope... nothin better have another cigarette and ponder some moreSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 May 19, 2007 Quote Quote I got it, funny too.Think heat and lots of it!!Bobbi furnace, fire, flame, smoke, smoking... um, nope... nothin better have another cigarette and ponder some more She's blond....cut some slack! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 May 19, 2007 Yup, I got it too.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #8 May 19, 2007 you would Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 May 19, 2007 what do you think, folks...should I clue him in? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #10 May 19, 2007 I'm a big boy... I wear big boy pants... I can do it myself(I'm trying to figure out what I mean with my last post, too) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #11 May 20, 2007 Quote what do you think, folks...should I clue him in? Na even i got it lol``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #12 May 20, 2007 Ahhhh.....my new sleek vibrator finally arrived!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 May 20, 2007 Come on duide, tharts a stipid picture. given somethng gooded to captiioned Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 May 20, 2007 The caption already on the picture is just fine. (I know, take it to the speakers corner.) or- "Some folks were a little unprepared for Texas's new 'Adopt an Eagle' program." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #15 May 20, 2007 QuoteBubba couldn't figure out why he had to repaint the garage every time he went to work! Not since he modified the plane and installed thrust vectoring, take that you garage hating afterburners!He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #16 May 20, 2007 If your dog craps on my lawn one more time... you'll be sorry.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #17 May 20, 2007 But, but, but honey, I know it's a gas guzzler, but think of how much it'll cut down on our commute time! Elvisio "need to double park it" rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #18 May 20, 2007 " After surfing E-bay for most of the Day,,, Murray knew Just what he HAD to buy , to piss off his wife."...."So he did" ....driving past in a car, Sidney commented to his Pal,,,, "man they are having a HELLUVA Yard Sale over there."..!!!!! " Let's Stop".....jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #19 May 20, 2007 After winning the lotto jackpot, Mr Smith decided to splurge on a new daily driver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 May 20, 2007 Ralph finally figured a way to give his wife that parachute jump she was always so afraid of...and a caterpillar tie to boot! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites