SuperKat 0 #1 May 11, 2007 Too many fluff posts, posts about broken hearts in two different threads, and bozos that post too many "caption this photo" threads, etc. I haven't gotten any in 3 months. A broken heart? They probably got some like a few days or weeks prior to their break up. What do I get? Squirts in the eye here and there and hairy palms. So please send vibes, money or easy women this way (knowledge of donuts is a plus). Palmela left and right thanks you all very much in advance. Blue ones this weekend! Edit to add: Share your stories about not getting any and about almost getting some but not quite. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 May 11, 2007 SIUCC g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 May 11, 2007 Define "awhile". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #4 May 11, 2007 At this point I just don't ever care if I ever get any again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 May 11, 2007 Go without for a year and half, then you can post...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #6 May 11, 2007 Quote Too many fluff posts, posts about broken hearts in two different threads, and bozos that post too many "caption this photo" threads, etc. I haven't gotten any in 3 months. A broken heart? They probably got some like a few days or weeks prior to their break up. What do I get? Squirts in the eye here and there and hairy palms. So please send vibes, money or easy women this way (knowledge of donuts is a plus). Palmela left and right thanks you all very much in advance. Blue ones this weekend! Edit to add: Share your stories about not getting any and about almost getting some but not quite. I've gone 2 and a half before with nothin but myself and rosy palmer. i'm comin' up on a year and a half right now.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #7 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote Too many fluff posts, posts about broken hearts in two different threads, and bozos that post too many "caption this photo" threads, etc. I haven't gotten any in 3 months. A broken heart? They probably got some like a few days or weeks prior to their break up. What do I get? Squirts in the eye here and there and hairy palms. So please send vibes, money or easy women this way (knowledge of donuts is a plus). Palmela left and right thanks you all very much in advance. Blue ones this weekend! Edit to add: Share your stories about not getting any and about almost getting some but not quite. I've gone 2 and a half before with nothin but myself and rosy palmer. i'm comin' up on a year and a half right now. OMG...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #8 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Too many fluff posts, posts about broken hearts in two different threads, and bozos that post too many "caption this photo" threads, etc. I haven't gotten any in 3 months. A broken heart? They probably got some like a few days or weeks prior to their break up. What do I get? Squirts in the eye here and there and hairy palms. So please send vibes, money or easy women this way (knowledge of donuts is a plus). Palmela left and right thanks you all very much in advance. Blue ones this weekend! Edit to add: Share your stories about not getting any and about almost getting some but not quite. I've gone 2 and a half before with nothin but myself and rosy palmer. i'm comin' up on a year and a half right now. OMG... The good news is that I haven't gone blind and I don't have hairy PALMS... at least not yet Plus, Rosy is always faithfulSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 May 11, 2007 since yesterday Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #10 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Too many fluff posts, posts about broken hearts in two different threads, and bozos that post too many "caption this photo" threads, etc. I haven't gotten any in 3 months. A broken heart? They probably got some like a few days or weeks prior to their break up. What do I get? Squirts in the eye here and there and hairy palms. So please send vibes, money or easy women this way (knowledge of donuts is a plus). Palmela left and right thanks you all very much in advance. Blue ones this weekend! Edit to add: Share your stories about not getting any and about almost getting some but not quite. I've gone 2 and a half before with nothin but myself and rosy palmer. i'm comin' up on a year and a half right now. OMG... And I thought three months was a long time... |>.Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 May 11, 2007 Quote The good news is that I haven't gone blind and I don't have hairy PALMS... at least not yet Plus, Rosy is always faithful Just don't forget to stop when you get to the point of needing glasses!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Too many fluff posts, posts about broken hearts in two different threads, and bozos that post too many "caption this photo" threads, etc. I haven't gotten any in 3 months. A broken heart? They probably got some like a few days or weeks prior to their break up. What do I get? Squirts in the eye here and there and hairy palms. So please send vibes, money or easy women this way (knowledge of donuts is a plus). Palmela left and right thanks you all very much in advance. Blue ones this weekend! Edit to add: Share your stories about not getting any and about almost getting some but not quite. I've gone 2 and a half before with nothin but myself and rosy palmer. i'm comin' up on a year and a half right now. OMG... And I thought three months was a long time... Ya, but part of it is that I won't touch anything within 50 miles of where I'm from. The civillians around here are all weird and nutty if they look good... or they're married to military members that are out of town. So, I just jump, play hockey, drink and have fun. Rub one out as needed.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #13 May 11, 2007 Quote Quote The good news is that I haven't gone blind and I don't have hairy PALMS... at least not yet Plus, Rosy is always faithful Just don't forget to stop when you get to the point of needing glasses!! Living truth, eh?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #14 May 11, 2007 Quote SIUCC What she said... seriously... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 May 11, 2007 Is 4 days a long time? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #16 May 11, 2007 since yesterday *** I'm like you on that one...it's been a while, since yesterday, I mean how long must we go without... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #17 May 11, 2007 Is 4 days a long time? *** I don't know. Is that a record for you of some kind?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 May 11, 2007 Quote I mean how long must we go without.. Its not fair I tell ya... then again this is the weekend and we can make up for lost timeSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
javelin1 0 #19 May 11, 2007 2 guys are sitting at the bar.one says to the other"getting any on the side?'' the other guy says "hell its been so long, i didnt know they moved it!"" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #20 May 12, 2007 It's been 7 days, 14 hours, and 33 minutes ago when I last got some... Guess it's time to call my cop... -OR- I was in the same car as my car salesman, and he offered it up, but there was no backseat in his Prelude. Maybe another night. I told him I owed him, so I left the offer open. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 May 12, 2007 Isn't there a point at which retroactive virginity kicks in? I think it's when you start counting in years. As for me, it's been two weeks. Sigh, the perils of the long-distance relationship. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #22 May 12, 2007 Quote It's been 7 days, 14 hours, and 33 minutes ago when I last got some... Guess it's time to call my cop... -OR- I was in the same car as my car salesman, and he offered it up, but there was no backseat in his Prelude. Maybe another night. I told him I owed him, so I left the offer open. You think you need a back seat? Amateur. Next you'll be telling us the car needs to be parked. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #23 May 12, 2007 Quote I was in the same car as my car salesman, and he offered it up, but there was no backseat in his Prelude. Maybe another night. I told him I owed him, so I left the offer open. You think you need a back seat? Amateur. Next you'll be telling us the car needs to be parked. We didn't NEED the backseat, but have you been in a Prelude? That thing had less room in it than my del Sol!! I wasn't in the mood at the time anyway. All I wanted to do was get my car out of the parking lot... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scottyb 0 #24 May 12, 2007 Nicko, Your a good looking cop working in NYC and you can't get it??? Get your butt to Cross Keys and get a couple of jumps in and it will change your your luck. I'm married to a beautiful jumper so I don't have the problem you have but I'm sure you will get lucky soon. If you come to Cross Keys in 2 weeks you can come on Teri's 100th jump and I'm sure I can find someone to change you luck. It's been a long time since we have seen you at the DZ so make some time and get out and JUMP. Scott & Teri Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #25 May 12, 2007 Dude, I would have to use a 10X multiplier on your number to get to the last time, quitcherbitchin'Hell, I'm beginning to wonder if it even works anymore Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
