riddler 0 #1 May 22, 2007 I came to that conclusion 15 minutes ago after using an electric caulking gun. Yep. Electric. I had a guy install a new garage door a few weeks ago - almond color, steel, very nice. New opener - Genie Excelerator - opens the door in 5 seconds. The installer suggested I get a little almond-colored caulk for the weather-stripping. I realized I already had several inches of almond-colored cock, but once again, not being a smart-ass saved me a punch in the mouth. Anyway, he said Ryobi has an electric caulking gun. I laughed at his lack of manliness. Well, I didn't really laugh out loud - like I said, trying to avoid that punch-in-the-mouth thing. He said it sounds crazy, but it leaves no bead in the line, and keeps your hand from cramping after all that pumping. Um, yeah - I think this guy has a dirtier mind than I do. So normally, I avoid Home Depot-sponsored, chinese-made, plastic copies of real tools, but Makita doesn't have one, and heck, it was only like $80 for the tool, charger and battery, so I figured what the hey. Wow, is that thing nice. But it really blows through caulk like - well, insert your favorite fellatio metaphor here. I used an entire tube and only got half the job done, so I guess it's back to Home Depot for more of the stuff. For those of you that are inevitably add something about battery-powered marital aids, I just want you to know that I already looked, and there are no such devices conforming to the Ryobi One Plus form factor. However, they claim they are expanding the line, so you may be able to convince them that 18V gives a lot of possibilities.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #2 May 22, 2007 Quote Genie Excelerator Or in your case... Jeannie Accelerator. Ok, not that funny. and only you and a few others will understand.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 May 22, 2007 Is that when she puts on the speed suit? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 May 22, 2007 "Ooh...Ooh...Ooh! Argh...Argh...Argh!" Sorry, but there are no power tools that can compare to Binford! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #5 May 22, 2007 as for rockin power tools, ya gotta have one of these babies, it will drive a 20 penny double-dipped galvanized ring shank nail into treated wood in 2 seconds, and chicks like the vibration http://www.dewalt.com/us/products/tool_detail.asp?productID=11119Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #6 May 22, 2007 And if one is good Four is much better. I have four drills, four circular saws. I have 2 jig saws, 2 routers, 2 scroll saws, 2 chain saws. They all have different features that I like, and I have them set up for different jobs, to make things go faster and easier. More power, more power, ARGHHHHH!!!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #7 May 22, 2007 Hey! Do you freedive by any chance?He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #8 May 23, 2007 Binford Catalogue An entire online catalog for tools that never existed Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #9 May 23, 2007 Best 30$ China piece of crap tool I've got = Air powered grease gun. Work saving Mother Fu**er ! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
