LisaH 0 #1 May 22, 2007 So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. You make over $400,000 a year and still can't afford a house. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on conversation in English. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH." You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? Both you AND your dog have therapists. The Terminator is your governor.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 May 22, 2007 QuoteYou've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. Ah, so that's why you drunk dialed me last weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. Ah, so that's why you drunk dialed me last weekend. Ohhh please don't go there. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 May 22, 2007 Distance is ALWAYS measured in time, never miles. Can't remember...is pot legal? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 May 22, 2007 You use the word "the" when discussing highways. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 May 22, 2007 You like Avacados on everything you eat. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,112 #7 May 22, 2007 That's more LA and SF than CA in general. But pretty good for those places. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 May 22, 2007 Quote You like Avacados on everything you eat. Absolutely!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 May 22, 2007 Quote You use the word "the" when discussing highways. Too much pot I guess...huh? I don't get it. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 May 22, 2007 QuoteThat's more LA and SF than CA in general. But pretty good for those places. Everyplace else is, "You are addicted to meth, have ben addicted to meth, or make money off of those addicted to meth." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote You like Avacados on everything you eat. Absolutely!! Where do you put the Avacodo and do you keep it from falling off when they arch thier back? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote You use the word "the" when discussing highways. Too much pot I guess...huh? I don't get it. Most places don't say: Take 'the 10' to the 'the 405' ...Took me a while to get use to it when I moved there...I was always trying to 'correct' my GF when she said 'the' when giving directions....after a time I realized EVERYBODY did it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote That's more LA and SF than CA in general. But pretty good for those places. Everyplace else is, "You are addicted to meth, have ben addicted to meth, or make money off of those addicted to meth." I have to agree with you there. Sad but true.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote That's more LA and SF than CA in general. But pretty good for those places. Everyplace else is, "You are addicted to meth, have ben addicted to meth, or make money off of those addicted to meth." "Know where I can GET some Meth..." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #15 May 22, 2007 Most places don't say: Take 'the 10' to the 'the 405' ... ____________ How else are you supposed to say it? I take "the" 405 fwy to work every day.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #16 May 22, 2007 Oh Lisa, you don't even know why you crack me up most of the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote Quote You like Avacados on everything you eat. Absolutely!! Where do you put the Avacodo and do you keep it from falling off when they arch thier back? Yes. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 May 22, 2007 Quote Most places don't say: Take 'the 10' to the 'the 405' ... ____________ How else are you supposed to say it? I take "the" 405 fwy to work every day. Does it run into the interstate anywhere? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote Most places don't say: Take 'the 10' to the 'the 405' ... ____________ How else are you supposed to say it? I take "the" 405 fwy to work every day. Does it run into the interstate anywhere? I-10 I-5 whatever...it's still "the freeway" Dang, I need to speed up my move to Texas. Seems y'all talk normal there Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 May 22, 2007 When you get settled, i wanna move to TX too. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 May 22, 2007 Quote Oh Lisa, you don't even know why you crack me up most of the time. No, I don't. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #22 May 22, 2007 Quote When you get settled, i wanna move to TX too. As we've discussed..... Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #23 May 22, 2007 Some of these are SOOOOooooo... unfair. I mean, poo, who the F rides a bus?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #24 May 22, 2007 Quote When you get settled, i wanna move to TX too. Are we all moving to Texas?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #25 May 22, 2007 Quote Quote When you get settled, i wanna move to TX too. Are we all moving to Texas?? No. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
