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Has anyone seen it yet? My son loves the first 2 Shrek's and I'm considering taking him to see the third when it hits the 2 dollar theater. He's only 2 so I won't be spending 7.50 when there is a good possibility we might be leaving half way through. Anyway, is it appropriate for him?
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It was good, it definitely has some adult humor in it but it will probably go over his head. It was a marijuana joke!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Has anyone seen it yet? My son loves the first 2 Shrek's and I'm considering taking him to see the third when it hits the 2 dollar theater. He's only 2 so I won't be spending 7.50 when there is a good possibility we might be leaving half way through. Anyway, is it appropriate for him?



Goofy Jumper Is Preggers?

I thought Skinny got snipped?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Goofy Jumper Is Preggers



God help us. :|

Blues,
Dave


I don't know if it would be his humor - but I don't think it would quite be the second coming.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Who the heck was that transsexual woman/man in the purple dress, hanging out with the female fairy tale characters like Rapunzel? I don't remember any childhood fairy tales about men dressed-up like women...

And while I'm at it...

How come Prince Charming is evil?

How come the frog king wasn't kissed by a princess to turn him into a handsome human king?

And how could a donkey have sex with a dragon, and not know how fire-breathing flying donkey-dragon babies are made? I assure you, if I ever mated with a fire-breathing dragon, I would sure as hell remember it.

Favorite character: the cat.

P.S. Don't tell anyone I actually went and saw that movie! Let's just keep this between you and me.

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Who the heck was that transsexual woman/man in the purple dress, hanging out with the female fairy tale characters like Rapunzel? I don't remember any childhood fairy tales about men dressed-up like women...

And while I'm at it...

How come Prince Charming is evil?

How come the frog king wasn't kissed by a princess to turn him into a handsome human king?

And how could a donkey have sex with a dragon, and not know how fire-breathing flying donkey-dragon babies are made? I assure you, if I ever mated with a fire-breathing dragon, I would sure as hell remember it.



(pssstt...John...it's a cartoon. Realism tends to go out the window with such endeavors. Pass it on. :D)

Blues,
Dave
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I don't remember any childhood fairy tales about men dressed-up like women...



That was one of cinderellas step sisters.

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How come Prince Charming is evil?



He became evil after failing to save Fiona from the tower, thus not making him heir to the throne through her.


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How come the frog king wasn't kissed by a princess to turn him into a handsome human king?



He was a human king, which was a gift from the fairy godmother (shes prince charmings mommy) she renigged and took back her gift of being a human when the king accepted Fiona as a ogre


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And how could a donkey have sex with a dragon, and not know how fire-breathing flying donkey-dragon babies are made?



In vitro... Donkey would have to be hung like a horse to make whoopie with a huge dragon...

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I would sure as hell remember it



If I ever mated with a fire breathing dragon with claws that large I sure in the hell wouldnt want to remember :|

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P.S. Don't tell anyone I actually went and saw that movie!



We will keep that between us...

BTW All those questions and nothing about Merlin? Or outrage over one of the 7 dwarfs being sold into slavery?
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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I assure you, if I ever mated with a fire-breathing dragon, I would sure as hell remember it.



As a matter of fact John, I whole heartedly believe you on this one.

If you slept with my ex wife - you are right - you would remember - granted you would spend the rest of your life TRYING to forget . . . but it just never quite works.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I don't remember any childhood fairy tales about men dressed-up like women...



That was one of cinderellas step sisters.

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How come Prince Charming is evil?



He became evil after failing to save Fiona from the tower, thus not making him heir to the throne through her.

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How come the frog king wasn't kissed by a princess to turn him into a handsome human king?



He was a human king, which was a gift from the fairy godmother (shes prince charmings mommy) she renigged and took back her gift of being a human when the king accepted Fiona as a ogre

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And how could a donkey have sex with a dragon, and not know how fire-breathing flying donkey-dragon babies are made?



In vitro... Donkey would have to be hung like a horse to make whoopie with a huge dragon...

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I would sure as hell remember it



If I ever mated with a fire breathing dragon with claws that large I sure in the hell wouldnt want to remember :|

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P.S. Don't tell anyone I actually went and saw that movie!



We will keep that between us...

BTW All those questions and nothing about Merlin? Or outrage over one of the 7 dwarfs being sold into slavery?


My goodness, you are THE answer woman on this movie. You must have seen all three. As for me, this is my first Shrek, so I guess I'm short on knowledge for all the stuff that led up to this one.

You're right - I forgot about the poor dwarf slave.

Merlin was weird, but was there anything controversial about him?

The big bad wolf confused me for a moment too, as I kept looking for Little Red Riding Hood, and not finding her. Then I realized he was the wolf from the Three Little Pigs instead. I hate it when I get my fairy tale wolves mixed up.

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My goodness, you are THE answer woman on this movie.



We waited in line for tickets for a long time, then cause we were only 2 hours early got stuck in the 3rd row, my Cody is a big fan :|

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As for me, this is my first Shrek, so I guess I'm short on knowledge for all the stuff that led up to this one.



This was the best one for adults, the other two I got sick of after Co played it a dozen or so times.


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Merlin was weird, but was there anything controversial about him?



Oh yea, first of all due to his experience and time at the school he should have had tenure, but no they banish the old man with a dress and a weird doorbell. If a magician wants to wear a robe at least it should be below the knees... Im thinking Merlin has a case against the school.

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The big bad wolf confused me for a moment too, as I kept looking for Little Red Riding Hood, and not finding her.



see you have it wrong, that was little red riding hoods wolf (Dressing like Grandma, in the three pigs he blows, not cross dress) but red riding hood is a villain in the movie ... shes on the end scene as well as the bar scene in the beginning ... the bad wolf is now good and hangs out with the three pigs but they crossed stories on that. You so have to watch the first two... and if your around 6 and 7 year olds like me you can watch them alot. :| The first one will tie some of your loose ends together.
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Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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..Favorite character: the cat.
I love it...HIM you bought! Pinnoccio from #2 will always be my fav character!.....

P.S. Don't tell anyone I actually went and saw that movie! Let's just keep this between you and me
I'm going to see it this weekend and I'm going to have a tshirt made that says 'John Rich LOVES THIS MOVIE!!!!!!! :)Seriously, this time around I'm looking to see what Captain Hook is about--He's played by Ian McShane...he of Deadwood fame. Since this type of cartoon/film is known for the inside references, I wanna see what Captain Hook wants to do with that hook since he couldn't avoid throat cutting on Deadwood.!

Oh yeah, PLEASE check out #2..there were a lot of women that looked like men/men that looked like women. It was hysterical. I can't WAIT and I'm not taking a kid WITH me...:)~~April



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