turtlespeed 226 #1 May 23, 2007 got this in an e-mail today . . . ************************** A man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!" "Of course I won't laugh", the doctor said.never laughed at a patient." "Ok then", the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'willie' the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry", he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen", the man replied.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #2 May 23, 2007 hahahahahahahaha Brought a smile to my face.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #3 May 24, 2007 Just heard this one. What time do you normally go to a Chinese dentist? Toof hurty. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #4 May 24, 2007 ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites