riddler 0 #1 May 24, 2007 Friend of mine got a new Lexus and we drove to Boulder, Colorado today. He apologized if my seat felt wet. What? He said it's the AC - it makes the seat feel wet. I had no idea what he was talking about, but I said I was fine. A few minutes later, I felt like I just wet my pants. Silly Lexus blows AC right up your tushy through the seat. OK, I like heated seats. But AC? A guy can't even take a respectable midnight naked drive without getting blue balls.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 May 24, 2007 Quote A guy can't even take a respectable midnight naked drive without getting blue balls. Blue balls? Are you sure you're sitting in the seat the right way?Something tells me there's more to this story than just the seat blowing cold air on your nuts.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #3 May 24, 2007 What the lexus doesn't have dual climate control? And who needed a/c today? brrrrrrrr! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #4 May 24, 2007 A/C on the tushy...that's great! I used to have heated leather seats in the SUV I had when I lived there and when I moved to Florida, obviously didn't need heated leather seats...I drove RDutch from Deland to Daytona Beach and all of a sudden he leaned into the dashboard and said "holy shit my ass is on fire" I laughed so hard once we realized that when he was adjusting the passenger seat, he accidentally hit the heat "ON" button _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #5 May 24, 2007 roflmao!!! I've had that happen to me in the summer time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #6 May 24, 2007 Quote roflmao!!! I've had that happen to me in the summer time It was summer when that happened and the A/C was on ice cold...poor guy (Roasted his Rocky Mountain Oysters) _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #7 May 24, 2007 I hate heated seats. Feels like you had a wet fart.... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #8 May 24, 2007 Not all of us get sweaty butts...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #9 May 24, 2007 so, what you are saying, is.. there is a new way to 'take a cold shower'?CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 May 24, 2007 Sometimes, ya just have to take care of the harbls... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 May 24, 2007 Quote A guy can't even take a respectable midnight naked drive without getting blue balls. And if your a Seinfeld fan, don't forget about shrinkage!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 May 24, 2007 Quote Quote A guy can't even take a respectable midnight naked drive without getting blue balls. And if your a Seinfeld fan, don't forget about shrinkage! that's my only concern about jumping nekkid because god knows cameras will be rollingSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #13 May 25, 2007 Quotethat's my only concern about jumping nekkid because god knows cameras will be rolling I worry more about aerodynamic flutter: http://www.phdtop.com/sky/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #14 May 25, 2007 That sounds like a lovely feature. My folks just bought a new Expedition that has that, can't wait to see what it's like Honestly, I'm not sure why one would want a heated seat. On long trips, seems my ass gets real sweaty, itchy, and generally uncomfortable. I'd be tempted to wear some of my heavier-gauge boxers and crank it up on long trips . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #15 May 27, 2007 Quote Quote that's my only concern about jumping nekkid because god knows cameras will be rolling I worry more about aerodynamic flutter: http://www.phdtop.com/sky/ Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
