ACMESkydiver 0 #1 May 26, 2007 WOO-HOO!!! THE TWINS ARE GOIN' DOWN FOR BED IN 15 MINUTES!!!! Yee-haw. That is all. I'm getting out my little glass-y I'm dropping in some bits of ice-y I'm grabbing down my bottle o' Scotch-y I'm gonna feel so nice and toast-y. Who else wants a drink? Come on modda-frogger! Who else wants to drink wit me dammit?!?~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 May 26, 2007 Holy shit I nearly had a coronary episode...it looked like my Glenlivet single-malt was GONE!!! ...thankfully some careless bastard (prolly me ) put it with the coffee syrup bottles instead of one shelf up on the 'sin shelf' with the rest of the liquor. Crisis averted. Call 911 back and tell them to stand down. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 May 26, 2007 i like to think that because of me, 2,432 more people will know more about nipple stimulation. -Well, I guess ya do have to subtract about 155 for Lindercles arousing himself whilest reading that thread repeatedly, but hey it's a start in the right direction. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 May 26, 2007 Poor Jaye, talking to yourself again??? Drink up! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 May 26, 2007 Quote Poor Jaye, talking to yourself again??? Drink up! I'm my favorite person to talk to! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 May 26, 2007 Quote Quote Poor Jaye, talking to yourself again??? Drink up! I'm my favorite person to talk to! Hmmm.... think I'm gonna open up the new bottle of Capn Morgan spiced rum... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 May 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Poor Jaye, talking to yourself again??? Drink up! I'm my favorite person to talk to! Hmmm.... think I'm gonna open up the new bottle of Capn Morgan spiced rum... DAMN YOU!!! ALL of our rum is gone. why is the rum always gone? the rum is just always gone.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 May 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Poor Jaye, talking to yourself again??? Drink up! I'm my favorite person to talk to! Hmmm.... think I'm gonna open up the new bottle of Capn Morgan spiced rum... DAMN YOU!!! ALL of our rum is gone. why is the rum always gone? the rum is just always gone. Is there maybe a liver transplant in the future? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 May 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Poor Jaye, talking to yourself again??? Drink up! I'm my favorite person to talk to! Hmmm.... think I'm gonna open up the new bottle of Capn Morgan spiced rum... DAMN YOU!!! ALL of our rum is gone. why is the rum always gone? the rum is just always gone. Is there maybe a liver transplant in the future? Fuck not by me, dammit! I'm not the one that's always drinking up all the damn rum!! He might need an ASS transplant faster than a liver when he gets downstairs tonight. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 May 26, 2007 Quite the thread...this would be GREAT in person!!!! deaf guy that can't hear, and drunk girl that can't talk right now (you have NO FREAKING IDEA how fast I slammed down this glass of Scottish yum-yum...i could just slur and you could translate it into something meaningful and eloquent for everyone else standing around. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 May 26, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #12 May 26, 2007 "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 May 26, 2007 Talk to me G O O S E ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 May 26, 2007 Quote Karen!!! i miss me some Karen. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 May 26, 2007 Quote Talk to me G O O S E ! I have no Grey Goose, only this Absolut that i haven't opened yet. It might come in handy...now the Scotch is almost gone, too. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #16 May 26, 2007 (Boinky waves bottles around in air) I've got some rum. Plain and spiced! I've got some mighty expensive tequila in the freezer. Oh...and some mid-grade cheapish shit to make margaritas with. I've got a case of Shiner. But I've got no one to drink with....and I just can't bring myself to drink alone. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 May 26, 2007 Quote Quote Talk to me G O O S E ! I have no Grey Goose, only this Absolut that i haven't opened yet. It might come in handy...now the Scotch is almost gone, too. Got ASPRIN?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 May 26, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Talk to me G O O S E ! I have no Grey Goose, only this Absolut that i haven't opened yet. It might come in handy...now the Scotch is almost gone, too. Got ASPRIN?! I don't have a headache yet, but that may come in handy tomorrow. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 May 26, 2007 Quote (Boinky waves bottles around in air) I've got some rum. Plain and spiced! I've got some mighty expensive tequila in the freezer. Oh...and some mid-grade cheapish shit to make margaritas with. I've got a case of Shiner. But I've got no one to drink with....and I just can't bring myself to drink alone. Ahhh...so sorry!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #20 May 26, 2007 Hmmmmmm........how long would it take you to get here? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 May 26, 2007 Quote Quote (Boinky waves bottles around in air) I've got some rum. Plain and spiced! I've got some mighty expensive tequila in the freezer. Oh...and some mid-grade cheapish shit to make margaritas with. I've got a case of Shiner. But I've got no one to drink with....and I just can't bring myself to drink alone. Ahhh...so sorry! (HA!! That's kinda punny...'manual'...hahaha) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 May 26, 2007 Quote Hmmmmmm........how long would it take you to get here? 3 1/2 hours I think the last time I made that flight...Now then there is the lil' problem with having an airline ticket an' all...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #23 May 26, 2007 Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #24 May 26, 2007 Quote Now then there is the lil' problem with having an airline ticket an' all... Well durn.....Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 May 26, 2007 Quote ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
