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[1969912 0]

What is it for?

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[turtlespeed 226]

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What is it for?

I've got the the whole world . . . in my hand, I've got the whole wide world, In my hand.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[1969912 0]

Or an optional accessory for a Pocket Pu$#y?

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[shropshire 0]

Once in every long while the magic 8-ball, almost gets it right.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[BIGUN 1,497]

It's a stress ball...

http://www.prankplace.com/stresschest.htm

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[Nightingale 0]

NSFW?

[ryoder 1,590]

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NSFW?

Sure they're safe for work! You just keep them in your pockets, and whenever you feel stressed, you reach in your pockets and give them a squeeze.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[turtlespeed 226]

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NSFW?

Sure they're safe for work! You just keep them in your pockets, and whenever you feel stressed, you reach in your pockets and give them a squeeze.

Can you jiggle them a bit too?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ryoder 1,590]

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NSFW?

Sure they're safe for work! You just keep them in your pockets, and whenever you feel stressed, you reach in your pockets and give them a squeeze.

Can you jiggle them a bit too?

Well, your co-workers might give you funny looks, but in your case, they might have seen that before.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[headoverheels 334]

More than a handful's a waste.

[Lindercles 0]

Whether or not you let it go to waste is entirely up to you. Whether or not it goes to waist, however, is a matter of time and gravity.

[headoverheels 334]

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What is it for?

That's for throwing a curves ball.

[turtlespeed 226]

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More than a handful's a waste.

Imagine what could happen with two.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BillyVance 35]

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More than a handful's a waste.

Imagine what could happen with two.

A self boob-fuck?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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More than a handful's a waste.

Imagine what could happen with two.

A self boob-fuck?

Well, Yeah,

if you do it right.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun