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I once had a date tell me that either olives, or the particular olive in her drink (I wasn't paying close attention-I was probably busy looking down her shirt) tasted like come. Either way, over 12 years later and I can't eat an olive.
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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I once had a date tell me that either olives, or the particular olive in her drink (I wasn't paying close attention-I was probably busy looking down her shirt) tasted like come. Either way, over 12 years later and I can't eat an olive.

I could have easily gone the rest of my life without knowing that... :|
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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naw... but I used to get olives on my pizza...



Hey, you still can. It's up to you:P She could have been lying for all I know. I've never been tempted to test the hypothesis.
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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not a fan of eating meat that's been marinated in piss.



Its all Pink on the inside.

Long as its clean, It dont even taste funny.:o:P:D:D


Color notwithstanding, if it's been marinating in piss, I ain't eatin' it! :D

Edit to add: And in any case, I was talking about shark meat, not tuna. :P

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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So as long as it's just been pissed on, your cool. It's the soaking that that gets to you??:)



If I remember correctly, you met my girlfriend at Dublin and might remember the color of her hair. Given that, I would not want to be you if you continue this line of discussion and persuade me from performing certain acts. :|B|:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Dave..

How many time do I have to warn you..
Rule #1 - NO Redheads!!!:P:D:D

(Rule #2 - No Strippers, Rule #3 - No women from Alabama... Live by those rules and you will lead a much less stressful life!) :P:D:D:D



Those are great rules, but of course you know how fun it is to occasionally remind ourselves why they should be followed! :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I'm fairly certain that she can, and would, kick my ass so carry on-nothing to see here.:)



She says you do NOT want to suffer the wrath of a horny, pissed off, redhead. :|

I think it sounds kinda fun. :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Until 10 seconds ago, I could take shark or leave it. Now I think it's on the leave it list. I don't know if I'm glad that you told me that or not.



roger that


-and how. :(

Damn you, Dave! >:(
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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