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Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

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Have to get back to you later, the guy thats taking my dog supposed to be up to see him dont know what time hes going to be here.
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Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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Have to get back to you later, the guy thats taking my dog supposed to be up to see him dont know what time hes going to be here.

I can ride up there if you like
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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oi wanna get together today? Coffee dinner drinks?
I bailed on going jumping :D:D



Why don't you two get a room already?:D:D:D
You do realise that you replied 5 hours after the post:S
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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