lilDevil 2 #1 June 2, 2007 Farting All The Time Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?" "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test." ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 June 2, 2007 oi wanna get together today? Coffee dinner drinks? I bailed on going jumping You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #3 June 2, 2007 Have to get back to you later, the guy thats taking my dog supposed to be up to see him dont know what time hes going to be here.``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 June 2, 2007 QuoteHave to get back to you later, the guy thats taking my dog supposed to be up to see him dont know what time hes going to be here. I can ride up there if you likeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #5 June 2, 2007 Quote oi wanna get together today? Coffee dinner drinks? I bailed on going jumping Why don't you two get a room already? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 June 2, 2007 Quote Quote oi wanna get together today? Coffee dinner drinks? I bailed on going jumping Why don't you two get a room already? You do realise that you replied 5 hours after the postYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites