lilDevil 2 #1 June 1, 2007 If you know who it is send me a pm, I have an idea ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 June 1, 2007 Roy ' Chubby' Brown the [very] rude British comedian? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 June 1, 2007 QuoteOn the first day of christmas, me girlfriend sucked me dick I had to stop myself from coming really quick On the second day of christmas she kissed me bollocks too She gave me a blow job, you know the way the women do On the third day of christmas I had my head between her legs With my tounge I tried to fertilise her eggs On the forth day of christmas her pubes were up me nose By now you'll think I'm sex mad I suppose First she sucked me dick Kissed me bollocks too Pubes were up me nose I said "mind me cartilage, me pins are in my bare knee" On the fifth day of christmas I stopped for a pause I noticed these big skid marks on her draws On the sixth day of christmas I thought She's very loose Too late, my tounge was soaked in fanny juice On the seventh day of christmas I was staring at this lass Well I was staring at this paper stuck to her arse On the eighth day of christmas I started to feel ill On the paper it said Newcastle had lost two-nill First she sucked me dick Kissed me bollocks too Pubes were up me nose Skid marks on her draws She stunk of fanny juice Newspaper on her arse I started to feel ill To part a fart and lick a hairy place where the girls pee On the ninth day of christmas, I'd been shagging for eight days I must have fucked this girl a thousand different ways On the tenth day of christmas without being too blunt To be honest I'd had enough of her large cunt On the eleventh day of christmas i went to see the quack He said "my dear boy you've been licking too much crack" First she sucked me dick Kissed me bollocks too Pubes were up me nose Skid marks on her draws Stunk of fanny juice Newspaper on her arse I started to feel ill I'd been shagging for eight days It's blunt to mention cunt I'd been licking too much crack But now my tart's frigid and that's a reality On the twelfth day of christmas, found out she'd given me AIDS Hes pretty old school these days1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 June 1, 2007 He's a reet good larf. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #5 June 1, 2007 QuoteHe's a reet good larf. Ever hear of the Mac Lads ?``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 June 1, 2007 Nope. Where are they from? Oz? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydog 2 #7 June 1, 2007 The Macc lads rock............so called because they come from Macclesfield. "There was some lass and I thought I'd shag her. So I gave her 12 inches of me mutton dagger" Closely followed by "he's a poof and he leaves spunk stains wherever he sits"Journey not destination..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #8 June 2, 2007 how about here Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #9 June 2, 2007 QuoteThe Macc lads rock............so called because they come from Macclesfield. "There was some lass and I thought I'd shag her. So I gave her 12 inches of me mutton dagger" Closely followed by "he's a poof and he leaves spunk stains wherever he sits" Yup thats them haha``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
