sharimcm 0 #1 June 4, 2007 I ordered myself a pizza from Pizza Hut not more than 15 minutes away from my apartment. The girl on the other end tells me it will be 45-55 minutes for delivery. No problem. Well, an hour and a half later, my pizza still was not here, so I called the store to find out where my pizza delivery dude was going to be arriving. The 'manager' (who sounded about 17) told me the delivery driver would be coming at any minute. I asked what the hold up was, and she proceeded to tell me that she had run out of gas. I asked POLITELY if I could get a different pizza delivered since I knew the one I was getting would be cold. She said, (and OMG... I swear) "Ma'am, the delivery driver ran in to an act of God. If she had been in a car accident, that would be different. Your pizza will be there any minute" I was speechless. I finally asked her to repeat herself so that I could understand what she was telling me is what I heard the first time. She said again, "Your pizza is late because of an act of God. When your driver gets there, please call us back if it's cold." The pizza finally arrived, cold as ever... WTF? Pizza Hut has some fucking strange sickos working for them... I do have another pizza on its way to me... Yea, it's probably been spit on, but hey, more flavor. What other acts of God do I not know about? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #2 June 4, 2007 Tell her that you are going to have an act of god, a stroke, because she is so fucking stupid. This is your sign from god to get a pizza stone and make your own pizza instead of that cardboard crap that pizza hut and dominos peddles. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 June 4, 2007 You might mention to them that most people put gas in their own tanks, rather than depending on God to do it for them."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #5 June 4, 2007 QuoteYou might mention to them that most people put gas in their own tanks, rather than depending on God to do it for them. BINGO! A hurricane is an "act of God." This is not. Their manager needs more training and perhaps an instruction manual.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 June 4, 2007 17 year old working in the food industry are vindictive. when the new pizza gets there I would send it back. If she was mad than she had cart blnache at the making of your pizza. ENJOY!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #7 June 4, 2007 QuoteYou might mention to them that most people put gas in their own tanks, rather than depending on God to do it for them. Does god have to pay the same price as the rest of us for gas? Or can he just wiggle his nose and magically make his tank full? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 June 4, 2007 Quote I do have another pizza on its way to me... Yea, it's probably been spit on, but hey, more flavor. I'd have had another pizza on its way to me too, but it would have been from somewhere else! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #9 June 4, 2007 I used to work for Pizza Hut, on the mobile marketing side. I would call corporate, and get a voucher or a refund. They are located in Texas....or at Pizzahut.com/contactus ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #10 June 4, 2007 Quote 17 year old working in the food industry are vindictive. when the new pizza gets there I would send it back. If she was mad than she had cart blnache at the making of your pizza. ENJOY! I actually gave the second pizza to my neighbor and heated up the first one. The driver also brought me a $20 gift card (I checked the balance) with a 2-liter of Dr. Pepper. Not sure what to do with the gift card since it will probably take an act of God for me to order from them again. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 June 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou might mention to them that most people put gas in their own tanks, rather than depending on God to do it for them. Does god have to pay the same price as the rest of us for gas? Or can he just wiggle his nose and magically make his tank full? That would depend on if it was an Arab God or not, wouldn't it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 June 5, 2007 Quote Not sure what to do with the gift card since it will probably take an act of God for me to order from them again. I have an idea. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 June 5, 2007 Quote Quote Not sure what to do with the gift card since it will probably take an act of God for me to order from them again. I have an idea. Order the pizza from pizza hut and send it to Domino'sI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #14 June 5, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Not sure what to do with the gift card since it will probably take an act of God for me to order from them again. I have an idea. Order the pizza from pizza hut and send it to Domino's Not really what I had in mind. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 June 5, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Not sure what to do with the gift card since it will probably take an act of God for me to order from them again. I have an idea. Order the pizza from pizza hut and send it to Domino's Not really what I had in mind. They don't make tobasco PizzasI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 June 5, 2007 Tabasco is a condiment, DUH!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 June 5, 2007 QuoteTabasco is a condiment, DUH!! Then why do you use it as a staple?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 June 5, 2007 I geuss not everybody likes a little extra spice in their lives. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 June 5, 2007 Quote I geuss not everybody likes a little extra spice in their lives. Extra spice is good. 4oz. in one batch of scrambled eggs then adding another 1.5 oz because there was a new bottle coming is extreme, no?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 June 5, 2007 Quote Quote I geuss not everybody likes a little extra spice in their lives. Extra spice is good. 4oz. in one batch of scrambled eggs then adding another 1.5 oz because there was a new bottle coming is extreme, no? It cleans out your system good. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 June 5, 2007 Quote Quote I have an idea. STOP THE PRESSESYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 June 5, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I geuss not everybody likes a little extra spice in their lives. Extra spice is good. 4oz. in one batch of scrambled eggs then adding another 1.5 oz because there was a new bottle coming is extreme, no? It cleans out your system good. If you don't mind a chemically scorched anus.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 June 5, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote I geuss not everybody likes a little extra spice in their lives. Extra spice is good. 4oz. in one batch of scrambled eggs then adding another 1.5 oz because there was a new bottle coming is extreme, no? It cleans out your system good. If you don't mind a chemically scorched anus. Quit being a woman, dude. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #24 June 5, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I have an idea. STOP THE PRESSES Don't worry... It was just an act of God!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 June 5, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote I have an idea. STOP THE PRESSES Don't worry... It was just an act of God!! Fuck That - Stop the WORLD, I want off!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
