Backache - I need a small

[Thanatos340 1]

Asian woman to walk on my back.

Small feet and 90 to 120 Lbs and relatively short would be Ideal. (Spinners of other nationalities would also be considered)

please PM application and include photo, references, Shoe size and weight.

Happy ending NOT required.

[guppie01 0]

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Happy ending NOT required.

J, are you feeling alright????

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OMG, is she okay?

[chaoskitty 0]

Why dont you call up our small Russian friend who gives wonderful massage therapy. And if that doesnt work, I'll refer you to my chiro. He is aweseome.. but not as cute as the russian.

[Thanatos340 1]

You mean the Russian Daisey Duke?? Will she wear the Shorts??

I dont know.. Last time she told me I wasnt Cute enough for her to give a massge to... Even if I paid.

Yea, My Back really hurts. I Gotta call someone and since Asian Spinners are getting to hard to find.... Might have to see if she will reconsider.

[shropshire 0]

I'm sure that you'll get way too many offers, so I hope that you'll raffle off the spares

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[ryoder 1,590]

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Asian woman to walk on my back.

Small feet and 90 to 120 Lbs and relatively short would be Ideal.

I saw a candidate yesterday at the local Chipotle's (Mexican fast-food);
I was standing behind a smoking hot Asian babe with a body-to-die-for wearing a tight little black t-shirt straining at the seams, and little denim shorts showing a pair of legs that had the drool dripping out of the corners of my mouth. Then the clerk turned to me and asked:

"And what would you like?"

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[2fat2fly 0]

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[Thanatos340 1]

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Need a list for your area? I can tell you who my customers recommend

I honestly never thought I would say this but.. I REALLY only a Massage. NO Happy Endings.

Actually I just want a small asian girl to walk around on my back. I dont even need the whole Lufa Up the ass thing.

[lauraliscious 0]

I agree with Kitty. Our Russian Daisy Duke does an AMAZING job at working on people's backs. She is a true professional.

Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

[cocheese 0]

I got 3 tennis balls for $1. Roll on them like a dog. They never expect anything in return. Also lean against some carpeted stairs. Slide down and roll side to side. I got tired of women walking all over me.

[stitch 0]

The Chinaman will probably walk on your back for free.

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[ryoder 1,590]

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The Chinaman will probably walk on your back for free.

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.