sharimcm 0 #1 June 6, 2007 I was talking to a fellow dz.commer earlier today, and since HE doesn't have the balls to post it, I will. MEN - do you whack off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, etc. BEFORE having sex so that when you DO have sex you last longer for the REAL round? I mean seriously... If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough with your hand, does it help in the long run to please your woman? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 June 6, 2007 Tell Walt to post his own Questions You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #3 June 6, 2007 Quote Tell Walt to post his own Questions Yes sir. Your wish is my command! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 June 6, 2007 Quote Tell Walt to post his own Questions ??? I don't see anything about poop in her post... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 June 6, 2007 Sometimes it depends on my mood, or how long it has been.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #6 June 6, 2007 I found out not to long ago that I have no problem with the stamina. Training for triathlons does wonders for that shiznit I spose Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 June 6, 2007 Quote Tell Walt to post his own Questions The really funny thing is that is *was* me that suggested she post that! I guess I still have a reputation around here. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #8 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote Tell Walt to post his own Questions The really funny thing is that is *was* me that suggested she post that! I guess I still have a reputation around here. Walt I love you Walt!! Hey, I do what I'm told... most of the time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote Tell Walt to post his own Questions The really funny thing is that is *was* me that suggested she post that! I guess I still have a reputation around here. Walt LOL... been watching "Something about Mary" again? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #10 June 6, 2007 Nope my man is da bomb! They tapped his blood to make cialis and all that other crap. He can get off time and time again... going all night is nothing for him!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 June 6, 2007 Quote Nope my man is da bomb! They tapped his blood to make cialis and all that other crap. He can get off time and time again... going all night is nothing for him!!! "Methinks the lady doth (not) protest too much"... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 June 6, 2007 Quote Nope my man is da bomb! They tapped his blood to make cialis and all that other crap. He can get off time and time again... going all night is nothing for him!!! So...how ARE things in Stepford these days? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #13 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote Nope my man is da bomb! They tapped his blood to make cialis and all that other crap. He can get off time and time again... going all night is nothing for him!!! So...how ARE things in Stepford these days? okay that went right over my head... blonde moment here.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 June 6, 2007 Isn't there a 4th Law of Robotics that covers this situation? Or is it just warranty information on battery packs? Oh wait...you have the ac adapter attachment, don't you?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #15 June 6, 2007 Quote Isn't there a 4th Law of Robotics that covers this situation? Or is it just warranty information on battery packs? Oh wait...you have the ac adapter attachment, don't you? Acutally I own stock in duracell, and I have one powered by a small outboard engine... JUST KIDDING your frickin pervs!!!! No really, my man aint home that much but damn when he is, he rocks my world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 June 6, 2007 So you're saying his name is BOB?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #17 June 6, 2007 BOB 1, BOB 2, BOB 3, BOB 4, shall I continue... but BOB doesnt hold a candle to the real thing.... I will see him again in August when I goto Snohomish!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #18 June 6, 2007 Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick we have managed to pull him in... lets see if we can keep himDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 June 6, 2007 Quote BOB 1, BOB 2, BOB 3, BOB 4, shall I continue... but BOB doesnt hold a candle to the real thing.... I will see him again in August when I goto Snohomish!!!! I guess the one with the outboard engine is "OhMyBOB!!!" ? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 June 6, 2007 QuoteI guess I still have a reputation around here. Duh. Since i hate sex i prefer the guy to not beat off first. That way when we do have sex he'll be done quickly. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #21 June 6, 2007 Quote Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick we have managed to pull him in... lets see if we can keep him I guess I should pay more attention when he calls me... So, when he suggests an 'interesting' topic to post about, he'll check to see if I continue doing what I'm told... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #22 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote BOB 1, BOB 2, BOB 3, BOB 4, shall I continue... but BOB doesnt hold a candle to the real thing.... I will see him again in August when I goto Snohomish!!!! I guess the one with the outboard engine is "OhMyBOB!!!" ? ROFLMAO.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #23 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote BOB 1, BOB 2, BOB 3, BOB 4, shall I continue... but BOB doesnt hold a candle to the real thing.... I will see him again in August when I goto Snohomish!!!! I guess the one with the outboard engine is "OhMyBOB!!!" ? ROFLMAO.... ill second that ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #24 June 6, 2007 Quote I was asked to make this 'interesting' sex poll Do you always do everything you are asked to do??????????????Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 June 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Nope my man is da bomb! They tapped his blood to make cialis and all that other crap. He can get off time and time again... going all night is nothing for him!!! So...how ARE things in Stepford these days? okay that went right over my head... blonde moment here.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stepford_Wives Next time I'll type s l o w e r ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites