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I was asked to make this 'interesting' sex poll

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I was talking to a fellow dz.commer earlier today, and since HE doesn't have the balls to post it, I will. :S

MEN - do you whack off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, etc. BEFORE having sex so that when you DO have sex you last longer for the REAL round? I mean seriously... If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough with your hand, does it help in the long run to please your woman? :o

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Tell Walt to post his own Questions:ph34r::ph34r:



The really funny thing is that is *was* me that suggested she post that! :D:D:D

I guess I still have a reputation around here.

Walt


I love you Walt!! :$:D

Hey, I do what I'm told... most of the time. ;)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Tell Walt to post his own Questions:ph34r::ph34r:



The really funny thing is that is *was* me that suggested she post that! :D:D:D

I guess I still have a reputation around here.

Walt


LOL... been watching "Something about Mary" again? :P
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Nope my man is da bomb! They tapped his blood to make cialis and all that other crap. He can get off time and time again... going all night is nothing for him!!!:$



"Methinks the lady doth (not) protest too much"... :P
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Nope my man is da bomb! They tapped his blood to make cialis and all that other crap. He can get off time and time again... going all night is nothing for him!!!:$





So...how ARE things in Stepford these days? :)










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Nope my man is da bomb! They tapped his blood to make cialis and all that other crap. He can get off time and time again... going all night is nothing for him!!!:$





So...how ARE things in Stepford these days? :)


okay that went right over my head... blonde moment here....:|

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Isn't there a 4th Law of Robotics that covers this situation?

Or is it just warranty information on battery packs?

Oh wait...you have the ac adapter attachment, don't you?
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Isn't there a 4th Law of Robotics that covers this situation?

Or is it just warranty information on battery packs?

Oh wait...you have the ac adapter attachment, don't you?



Acutally I own stock in duracell, and I have one powered by a small outboard engine... JUST KIDDING your frickin pervs!!!! No really, my man aint home that much but damn when he is, he rocks my world!!!;)

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BOB 1, BOB 2, BOB 3, BOB 4, shall I continue... but BOB doesnt hold a candle to the real thing.... I will see him again in August when I goto Snohomish!!!!:P:$



I guess the one with the outboard engine is "OhMyBOB!!!" ?

:D:P;):)
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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I guess I still have a reputation around here.



Duh.

Since i hate sex i prefer the guy to not beat off first. That way when we do have sex he'll be done quickly.

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Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick we have managed to pull him in... lets see if we can keep him



I guess I should pay more attention when he calls me... So, when he suggests an 'interesting' topic to post about, he'll check to see if I continue doing what I'm told... :o:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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BOB 1, BOB 2, BOB 3, BOB 4, shall I continue... but BOB doesnt hold a candle to the real thing.... I will see him again in August when I goto Snohomish!!!!:P:$



I guess the one with the outboard engine is "OhMyBOB!!!" ?

:D:P;):)


ROFLMAO....;)


ill second that :D:D:D
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Nope my man is da bomb! They tapped his blood to make cialis and all that other crap. He can get off time and time again... going all night is nothing for him!!!:$





So...how ARE things in Stepford these days? :)


okay that went right over my head... blonde moment here....:|



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stepford_Wives

Next time I'll type s l o w e r ! ;)










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