WHAT EVERY JIZZ MEANS

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♥Advice♥
Body: ♥WHAT EVERY JIZZ MEANS♥

-Jizz on the stomach; I'm ready.

-Jizz on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.

-Jizz on the Head; Your my everything.

-Jizz on the Cheek; I like you.

-Jizz on the Hand; I adore you.

-Jizz on the Neck; We belong together.

-Jizz on the Shoulder; I want you.

-Jizz on the Lips; Bitch, do that shit again.
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♥Advice♥


Don't ask for a blowjob, take one.......

If you were thinking about someone while reading this,

you're definitely in heat.

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♥Requirements♥


DON'T Post this again after reading!!

Or you will have a bad year of suffering through inane reposts of stupid velveeta-dripping bullshit bulletins.

Oh, wait, you'll get that anyway.

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If you ♥LIKE♥LOVE♥OR MISS♥ someone right now

and can't get them out of your head

then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are

missing will fucking choke to death on my cock.

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Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[Squeak 17]

WTF is all that about?

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Broke 0]

It's about Sudsyfist!!!

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Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[Squeak 17]

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It's about Sudsyfist!!!

you and Sudsy, got this Jizz thing going on I see.
Good for you 2

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[normiss 898]

you're apparently gay...

[Squeak 17]

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you're apparently gay...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.



We all hope you and sudsy will be very happy jizzing together

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[sunshine 2]

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We all hope you and sudsy will be very happy jizzing togeth

Just cause broke is gay doesn't mean susdy is. I happen to know that susdy loved cookie kisses from chicks.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Broke 0]

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you're apparently gay...

Gay: Happy, carefree

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[Squeak 17]

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We all hope you and sudsy will be very happy jizzing togeth

Just cause broke is gay doesn't mean susdy is. I happen to know that susdy loved cookie kisses from chicks.

OK Sudsy is not Gay, he is merely Very Accomadating

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[airtwardo 7]

he is merely Very Accomadating

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Not that there's anything wrong with THAT either!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[livendive 8]

There is an unbelievably high correlation between lack of semen and lack of logic. Giving a woman my jizz is just my way of trying to boost her logical abilities. I'm such a giver, always trying to help out in this regard. (Note it's been determined that it works best as either an oral supplement or as a vaginal or rectal suppository...dermal application just doesn't seem as effective, though continued studies are recommended if for no other reason than entertainment )

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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There is an unbelievably high correlation between lack of semen and lack of logic. Giving a woman my jizz is just my way of trying to boost her logical abilities.

That explains why i'm so fuckin smart.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!