Broke 0 #1 June 8, 2007 I hate waiting when you order something.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 June 8, 2007 STD Test? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 June 8, 2007 Quote I hate waiting when you order something. Then you shouldn't have taken that job as a waiter."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #4 June 8, 2007 Quote Quote I hate waiting when you order something. Then you shouldn't have taken that job as a waiter. Or a drill Sargent! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 June 8, 2007 Quote I hate waiting when you order something. Just FYI: Just because they call them "mail-order brides", they don't REALLY mean they're going to come through the mail... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 June 8, 2007 I dont like Tom Petty. But I am waiting for a bunch of stuff for my Bike, and it's taking FOREVER Bloody slow arsed Yanks You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #7 June 8, 2007 I ordered some plane tickets and got them right away... Now I have to wait until the departure date. That's the part that sucks. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #8 June 8, 2007 I have to wait to find someone decent to sleep with. oops, did I say that out loud? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 June 8, 2007 Quote I ordered some plane tickets and got them right away... Now I have to wait until the departure date. That's the part that sucks. I'm waiting on that tooYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 June 8, 2007 Quote I have to wait to find someone decent to sleep with. oops, did I say that out loud? The indecent guys are a lot more fun than the decent guys."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 June 8, 2007 Quote Quote I have to wait to find someone decent to sleep with. oops, did I say that out loud? The indecent guys are a lot more fun than the decent guys. Beat me to it ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #12 June 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I have to wait to find someone decent to sleep with. oops, did I say that out loud? The indecent guys are a lot more fun than the decent guys. Beat me to it Fixed it for ya. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #13 June 8, 2007 That really depends on what factors I take into account in determining "decent". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 June 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote I have to wait to find someone decent to sleep with. oops, did I say that out loud? The indecent guys are a lot more fun than the decent guys. Beat me to it Fixed it for ya. Thank you..........Mistress! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #15 June 8, 2007 Quote That really depends on what factors I take into account in determining "decent". OK, the guy has an I-beam in his bedroom ceiling with a block-and-tackle bolted to it; Decent or Indecent? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 June 8, 2007 Quote Quote That really depends on what factors I take into account in determining "decent". OK, the guy has an I-beam in his bedroom ceiling with a block-and-tackle bolted to it; Decent or Indecent? dependson his and/or his partners physical sizeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #17 June 8, 2007 Isn't that what safe words are for? See, I've been learning from spending all this time in the bonfire! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 June 8, 2007 Quote OK, the guy has an I-beam in his bedroom ceiling with a block-and-tackle bolted to it; Decent or Indecent? depends on his and/or his partners physical size Well, whether it's the basket trick or he's doing his Mission Impossible re-enactment, you really need the hardware, regardless of size."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 June 8, 2007 Quote Quote That really depends on what factors I take into account in determining "decent". OK, the guy has an I-beam in his bedroom ceiling with a block-and-tackle bolted to it; Decent or Indecent? House, apartment, tent or DZ trailer? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #20 June 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote That really depends on what factors I take into account in determining "decent". OK, the guy has an I-beam in his bedroom ceiling with a block-and-tackle bolted to it; Decent or Indecent? House, apartment, tent or DZ trailer? Where is your I-beam located? With that determined, send me directions to that location... I'll be there, say... In July... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #21 June 8, 2007 Quote That really depends on what factors I take into account in determining "decent". So what do you consider decent?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #22 June 8, 2007 Quote I dont like Tom Petty. But I am waiting for a bunch of stuff for my Bike, and it's taking FOREVER Bloody slow arsed Yanks Ingen Air filter, Tenzor Beather Filter, Megan Racing Strut tower brace, Raven II reserve canopyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #23 June 8, 2007 That can change depending on what it is I'm looking for....I won't go into detail about what factors I consider for the above-mentioned sexual encounters.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 June 8, 2007 Are you accepting applications?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #25 June 8, 2007 Hmmm.....you've been kind of moody all day, I'm a little afraid of you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
