Broke 0 #1 June 8, 2007 thought she might be, Most likely a dyke she, just didn't excite me, Lefty? Yeah but that was alright, She was hotter than the sun, but she just wasn't that bright,Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 June 8, 2007 My mistake she was more flakey than a leper colony I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company Ass like donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word So what if I'm not he smartest peanut in the turd I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any colour And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? Like em easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispy Treat, gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me. I need to find a New Vagina Any kinda New vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Calvin Klein? kinda, North Carolina Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt It'd just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up I'd fill the generation gap, clear the cobwebs from her rafters Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese Preferrably for me fat-free American singles only I want my next chic anorexic the winner is the thinner Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner Like Sizzler she go ta beef we'll chew the fat If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up Just independant like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafalo She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know Bestow upon me of her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me. I need to find a New Vagina Any kinda New vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Kevin Klein? kinda, South Carolina ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 June 8, 2007 I wonder how that song would be for a skydiving video... perhaps footage of walking around durring chicks rock Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #4 June 8, 2007 Ok I've made a firm decision about the application now....NO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 June 8, 2007 Quote I wonder how that song would be for a skydiving video... perhaps footage of walking around durring chicks rock I like it....from a distance...but still! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 June 8, 2007 I'll just try to convince you next time I am drunk I'll give you a call. I have been told I have a dead sexy voiceDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #7 June 8, 2007 just please don't sing me that song.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 June 8, 2007 Quote just please don't sing me that song.... He has it as a ring tone! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #9 June 8, 2007 Naw my ringtone is FunkycoldmedenaDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 June 8, 2007 Quote Naw my ringtone is Funkycoldmedena Mine's the theme from Peter Gunn... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 June 8, 2007 Mine is different for different people. I would like to let ya'll know that i have Dukes of Hazard for when Shane calls me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #12 June 8, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvG_6TRmCeo She hates me... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #13 June 8, 2007 I was cold chillin' at the bar..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 June 8, 2007 Lets do itDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 June 8, 2007 looking for some action but like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction the girls are all aroundDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 June 8, 2007 it was a modern love affair completely cool and casual they hardly knew each other was there i mean Both of them had their own getting off to do and they had to dream about their own self when they were through but the modern girl was elated with what the revolution gave her and since she was liberated she could have everything that striked her fancy and she fancied quite a bit i mean if it felt good she did it and she did it every chance she could get with her main modern man and otherwise and her taste wasn't limited to just modern guys since another modern girl showed her that modern girls know how to hold her and after she had her eyes opened all her old close friends started getting closer and new friends weren't that far away but the modern man he just wasn't so lucky he being shook from his usual role as the heartbreaker he was completely battered and bewildered when he actually started in feeling something for her and he discovered a new emotion when they stopped ending up together as frequently and when he finally confronted her with the question "had she been bedding down with others in the periphery without him?" and she replied "Hell yes! ain't it funny!" so view the modern man looking, looking, looking,like a soft Picasso he's there with his head in his hand repeating to himself an epigram "live by the scam, die by the scam." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 June 8, 2007 J, shut the fuck up and bend over. I got something for ya. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #18 June 8, 2007 Quote J, shut the fuck up and bend over. I got something for ya. Wait! Let him whack off first so it will last longer! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 June 8, 2007 is it a cookieDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 June 8, 2007 Taste like addiction Smells like addiction This is addiction Feeding the addiction Feeding the addiction Feeding the addiction I always thought this song would be great for a videoDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #21 June 8, 2007 QuoteJ, shut the fuck up and bend over. I got something for ya. Prison Love BIATCH!! Now go fix me a Sammich and STFU! Bring bcak the remote while you are at it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #22 June 8, 2007 Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, tsk, tsk.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 June 8, 2007 QuotePrison Love BIATCH!! Now go fix me a Sammich and STFU! Bring bcak the remote while you are at it!! You don't need the remote. Just tell me what channel to put on for you...i live to serve!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #24 June 8, 2007 That used to be one of my favorite songs to dance to! lol what a dork I was/am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #25 June 8, 2007 Quote J, shut the fuck up and bend over. I got something for ya. LOL!!! Sometimes you crack me up Sunny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
