yardhippie 0 #1 June 8, 2007 Ok, so long story short. We were running late getting to the airport cuz we were trying to get everything ready for next week's photo shoot. And after many delays, I arrive at the airport at 12:40 to find my 1:10 flight back to ATL CANCELLED! Oh, and wait, I'm not on the 3:30 either, its oversold. The last flight out of here is at 5:15, and I have a seat. But I have no car, and now where to go for the next three hours. Im pounding Jack and Coke doubles as fast as they'll bring em to me. I wanna go home. Ive had the week from hell, and next week will be worse. Kansas sucks donkey butt. Now, shouldn't you fine ladies of DZ.com make me feel better by sending me pics of your boobies? Help a brother out.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #2 June 8, 2007 can you get a tour of the Cessna factory? That would be coolI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 June 8, 2007 Quote can you get a tour of the Cessna factory? That would be cool What part of "dont have a car" didn't you understand? Oh, and taxis, yea, there are like 3 in Wichita.Not to mention, Im not going anywhere that could interrupt my cances of getting the HELL out of here!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 June 8, 2007 you poor bastard... [sound of violin playing] "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 June 8, 2007 Oh....well darn it, sugar-bear! Drinking in an airport bar alone sucks. -Uh, not that I'd know or anything. Mebbe this will make you feel better... Oh, and NSFW, people!!! They are NOT mine!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 June 8, 2007 Lets see.. It is about Noon out there.. You are sitting in a bar Drinking. You have a seat on a flight out, And a couple more hours to "Prepare for the flight". The rest of us are still hammering out the daily grind at work. Nope.. Not feeling ya!! I think my Give-a-shit is busted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 June 8, 2007 Quote you poor bastard... [sound of violin playing] I'd yell at you, but Id be wasting your time, and my breath. Instead, I'll kick you in the nutz. Now begone before I taunt you a second time.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 June 8, 2007 Don't you have some reports that you could be finishing up?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 June 8, 2007 Quote Lets see.. It is about Noon out there.. You are sitting in a bar Drinking. You have a seat on a flight out, And a couple more hours to "Prepare for the flight". The rest of us are still hammering out the daily grind at work. Nope.. Not feeling ya!! I think my Give-a-shit is busted. Suck my nutz! Youve got office gravy. I put in at least on 14 hour day and two 12 hour days this week. Not to mention the 20 or so hours of work we couldnt get done and left for next week. I'm look at potentially 3 days of sunup to sundown work next week. I like my travel, but not when it involves 90 degree weather, 40 mph winds, 12 hour days, heavy lifting, grease, hydraulic oil, 3/4" impacts, and washing of heavy equipment, I get a bit grumpy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 June 8, 2007 Quote Don't you have some reports that you could be finishing up? Oooh! Reports! I forgot about those. Now where did I put my TPS Report cover sheet? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #11 June 8, 2007 Oh, and don't even bother to unpack-I'll be shooting though Atlanta tomorrow so you just have to leave againI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 June 8, 2007 Quote Oh, and don't even bother to unpack-I'll be shooting though Atlanta tomorrow so you just have to leave again Thats ok, I have a bag already packed at home as I leave tomorrow morning. No, really. Only saving grace. . . Im going to the dropzone! But then I get back on a plane to come back here Monday at 9am. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 June 8, 2007 Quote Suck my nutz! Youve got office gravy. I put in at least on 14 hour day and two 12 hour days this week. Not to mention the 20 or so hours of work we couldnt get done and left for next week. I'm look at potentially 3 days of sunup to sundown work next week. I like my travel, but not when it involves 90 degree weather, 40 mph winds, 12 hour days, heavy lifting, grease, hydraulic oil, 3/4" impacts, and washing of heavy equipment, I get a bit grumpy I am still trying to figure this out.. You are in a Bar, Knocking back Jack and Cokes. You have a waitress to bring them to you. The rest of us (Well Most of US) are still at work wishing we were at a bar Knocking back Jack and Cokes and/or cold beers. Hippy, My High Maintenace Brother.. what is happening to you?? Your work week is over, You have frosty cold alcoholic beverages in front of you and you have a ride home. Life is GOOD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #14 June 8, 2007 I feel for you, Wichita and Kearney, Nebraska are the 2 places that I've actively avoided going to.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #15 June 8, 2007 err umm hippy, Looks like weather in GA is going bad. Don't get your hopes up on an escape from KS!! Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #16 June 8, 2007 Quote12 hour days, heavy lifting, grease, hydraulic oil, 3/4" impacts, and washing of heavy equipment Damn! I dated her-so she's in KS nowI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 June 8, 2007 Let me put it this way. 'I am still trying to figure this out..' Dont try too hard, you could strain yourself! 'You are in a Bar, Knocking back Jack and Cokes.' Sometimes, this is just part of the job. 'You have a waitress to bring them to you.' Let's use the term 'waitperson' that would be a better description. 'The rest of us (Well Most of US) are still at work wishing we were at a bar Knocking back Jack and Cokes and/or cold beers.' This could be, only if you were a few min from home, not a two hour wait, a two hour flight, and a two hour drive (remember its Friday in ATL). 'Hippy, My High Maintenace Brother.. what is happening to you??' Im tired, so very tired. Im actually thinking of staying home from the DZ tomorrow. No, really. 'Your work week is over,' No, its not. Im answering all the emails I didnt have time for this week, or I'll have them to do this weekend. Im working on two projects that should have been done last week. And, im supporting the one person in the office this week, cuz he knows very little about the product I support. 'You have frosty cold alcoholic beverages in front of you' No I dont, its empty, and watered down.'and you have a ride home.' No, I dont. I have a flight. Getting home is a whole other unique situation.'Life is GOOD.' Only if more chicas send me boobie pics. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 June 8, 2007 Quote Oh....well darn it, sugar-bear! Drinking in an airport bar alone sucks. -Uh, not that I'd know or anything. Mebbe this will make you feel better... Oh, and NSFW, people!!! They are NOT mine!! Nicely Manufactured - What do you think they cost?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 June 8, 2007 Quote Quote you poor bastard... [sound of violin playing] I'd yell at you, but Id be wasting your time, and my breath. Instead, I'll kick you in the nutz. Now begone before I taunt you a second time. Note to self: Wear a reinforced steel cup next time I see Yardhippie, and hope he's wearing his Tevas. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #20 June 8, 2007 Silly Billy, Hippies dont wear shoes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #21 June 8, 2007 Quote next time I see Yardhippie, and hope he's wearing his Tevas. Why, are you going to suck his toes?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 June 8, 2007 Quote Quote Lets see.. It is about Noon out there.. You are sitting in a bar Drinking. You have a seat on a flight out, And a couple more hours to "Prepare for the flight". The rest of us are still hammering out the daily grind at work. Nope.. Not feeling ya!! I think my Give-a-shit is busted. Suck my nutz! Youve got office gravy. I put in at least on 14 hour day and two 12 hour days this week. Not to mention the 20 or so hours of work we couldnt get done and left for next week. I'm look at potentially 3 days of sunup to sundown work next week. I like my travel, but not when it involves 90 degree weather, 40 mph winds, 12 hour days, heavy lifting, grease, hydraulic oil, 3/4" impacts, and washing of heavy equipment, I get a bit grumpy. Holy Fuck you whine alot! Step One - Ask Bartender for Baileys Step Two - Go find some water colors Step three - Drink the baileys, eat some gouda and paint the bottle. . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #23 June 8, 2007 Quote Quote next time I see Yardhippie, and hope he's wearing his Tevas. Why, are you going to suck his toes? Re-read his post that I replied to. Balls protected by steel cup vs bare toes.... which is going to win? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 June 8, 2007 Have you read Walts sig Line lately??Trust me, I do feel for you. I am still trying to figure out how I am getting home myself. See I have just picked up my truck from the shop with its new $3,000 remanufactured transmission in it (Yea, The 3rd Trans to go into this Truck with less than 85K miles on it.) and I also have my honda here. So 1 Guy, two vehicles. Roommate out of town, everyone I called said I gots plans cant help you bud. Yep. I just want to go home too and havent figure out how to make that happen yet. Only differenace is.. I dont have watered down luke warm jack and Cokes to comfort me while I try to figure this out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #25 June 8, 2007 Quote See I have just picked up my truck from the shop with its new $3,000 remanufactured transmission in it (Yea, The 3rd Trans to go into this Truck with less than 85K miles on it.) laugh] uhhhh... I had my tranny replaced for $850... what the holy fuck made this $3000?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
