happythoughts 0 #1 June 9, 2007 Wouldn't it be a drag if PH liked to drunk dial you? My side of the conversation: "Honey, I'm at work. I can't talk. This is the eighth time that you've called me today." "No, that doesn't sound familiar. Ask someone around you if they know where you are." "Your underwear are the cute pink ones." "The grey decor? You're in jail... since Friday... it's June... for lots of stuff, let me have your attorney call you." "Is this a kinky breathing call or did you forget how to talk again?" If she called you, what would the conversation be? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 June 9, 2007 Quote If she called you, what would the conversation be? Just the sound of someone getting the sh*t beat out of 'em on my end of the phone. Then I'd ask Paris when my husband gave her our number. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 June 9, 2007 Oh come now! Anyone who has ever watched "The Simple Life" knows the only way to hold a conversation when you are with PH is to talk to Nicole. Of course these days it can be a challenge to locate Nicole since she has lost two of her three dimensions. If you are in the vicinity of PH, wave your arms from side to side. If you bump something you can't see, that is Nicole. Just start talking. BTW my buddy sent me this link with the comment, "He must be so proud". I couldn't figure out why he was bringing this up now until I read to the end:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Ut"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #4 June 9, 2007 "WHAAAAA....I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! MOM TOLD ME I WAS SPECIAL AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE....WHAAAAA. NO ONE IS HOT HERE EXCEPT ME....WHAAAA. I ASKED THE BIG LADY WITH THE KEYS IF I COULD GET A MASSAGE AND SHE JUST SMILED AT ME STRANGELY. WHAAAAA." _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 June 9, 2007 And another.... "I HAVE 23 HOURS A DAY TO THINK. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. HOW IS IT DONE? WHAAAAA..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 June 9, 2007 Me: no it's never happened to me before... unless I'm really really drunk. No It's not you. You're fine i swear. Of course we can try again when you get out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 June 9, 2007 Quote Of course these days it can be a challenge to locate Nicole since she has lost two of her her three dimensions. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 June 9, 2007 "Not fair, Nicole is the half black one"Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
