souleh 0 #1 June 11, 2007 A friend just sent this to me, so I thought I'd share. *g* 1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give-away. 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 7. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 16. Every calendar's days are numbered. 17. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. 18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. 19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery. 21 The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 23 When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 24 Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 25. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. 26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. 27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 28. Acupuncture is a jab well done. 29. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 June 11, 2007 An Irishman catches his son smoking cocaine and screams "boy if i catch you doing that again i'l rub your nose in it"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
