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Billvon.



Bill is very political.



Exactly. He has researched and understands the issues. Plus, he's so damn smart it's frightening.



Not really the definition I was intending.

Having an intelligent president, however, would address one of the two major criticizms I have of our current president.
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Prez- Sangiro
VP- Skymama
Cabinet:
Agriculture- Jumpinfarmer
Commerce- Acmeskydiver
Defense- Johnrich
Education-Dr. Kallend
Energy- Billvon
Health and human services- Sharimcm
Homeland security-Gwain
Housing and urban development-Royd
Surgeon General- Dr.Kbordson
Post Master General-Sunshine
Attorney General-Lawrocket
Interior-Quade
Transportation-Airtwardo
Sec. of State-Amazon
Labor-Popsjumper
Treasury-Speedracer
Veterans affairs-Gqdiver
Environmental Protection- Sweedishcelt
Drug control-Yardhippie
Chief of staff-Markharju
CIA-Warpedskydiver
Supreme court justice nominee-Nightingale
Supreme court justice nominee-Wmw999
Supreme cout justice nominee-Stitch
Press secretary-NWskydiver
FBI-Rhemwa
Budget-Turtle
Dept. of Fun-Snowwhite
The rest of us get to be a Senator or a Representative!
Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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Prez- Sangiro
VP- Skymama
Cabinet:
Agriculture- Jumpinfarmer
Commerce- Acmeskydiver
Defense- Johnrich
Education-Dr. Kallend
Energy- Billvon
Health and human services- Sharimcm
Homeland security-Gwain
Housing and urban development-Royd
Surgeon General- Dr.Kbordson
Post Master General-Sunshine
Attorney General-Lawrocket
Interior-Quade
Transportation-Airtwardo
Sec. of State-Amazon
Labor-Popsjumper
Treasury-Speedracer
Veterans affairs-Gqdiver
Environmental Protection- Sweedishcelt
Drug control-Yardhippie
Chief of staff-Markharju
CIA-Warpedskydiver
Supreme court justice nominee-Nightingale
Supreme court justice nominee-Wmw999
Supreme cout justice nominee-Stitch
Press secretary-NWskydiver
FBI-Rhemwa
Budget-Turtle
Dept. of Fun-Snowwhite
The rest of us get to be a Senator or a Representative!



Budget?

Hmmm - A national Beer Budget . . . I like it!:ph34r:
Instead of gov't health care - I'll have a keggorator installed in every domicile.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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President JACKASS has such a nice ring to it.

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You wouldn't be happy with "Supreme Tequila Tester"
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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President - rehmwa
Vice President - livendive
Attorney General - lawrocket
Secretary of State - billvon
Secretary of Defense - gtavercetti
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs - gawain
Secretary of the Treasury - skymama
Secretary of Homeland Security - tomaiello
Secretary of Commerce - thanatos340
Secretary of Labor - mnealtx
Secretary of Transportation - chaoskitty
Secretary of Energy - guppie01 (harness the midget power!)
Secretary of Interior - JohnRich
Secretary of Education - Kallend
Secretary of Agriculture - speedracer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - turtlespeed (I want stripper kickbacks!)
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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President - rehmwa
Vice President - livendive
Attorney General - lawrocket
Secretary of State - billvon
Secretary of Defense - gtavercetti
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs - gawain
Secretary of the Treasury - skymama
Secretary of Homeland Security - tomaiello
Secretary of Commerce - thanatos340
Secretary of Labor - mnealtx
Secretary of Transportation - chaoskitty
Secretary of Energy - guppie01 (harness the midget power!)
Secretary of Interior - JohnRich
Secretary of Education - Kallend
Secretary of Agriculture - speedracer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - turtlespeed (I want stripper kickbacks!)



Can I be the head of the CIA too?

Oh and who is going to take international?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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No, you can't have the CIA. You'll be too busy with HUD.

And I just remembered Kallend isn't a citizen, so I'm giving education to jdobleman instead.

Blues,
Dave



Sweet - then CL and VCL will be an educational staple.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Prez- Sangiro
VP- Skymama
Cabinet:
Agriculture- Jumpinfarmer
Commerce- Acmeskydiver
Defense- Johnrich
Education-Dr. Kallend
Energy- Billvon
Health and human services- Sharimcm
Homeland security-Gwain
Housing and urban development-Royd
Surgeon General- Dr.Kbordson
Post Master General-Sunshine
Attorney General-Lawrocket
Interior-Quade
Transportation-Airtwardo
Sec. of State-Amazon
Labor-Popsjumper
Treasury-Speedracer
Veterans affairs-Gqdiver
Environmental Protection- Sweedishcelt
Drug control-Yardhippie
Chief of staff-Markharju
CIA-Warpedskydiver
Supreme court justice nominee-Nightingale
Supreme court justice nominee-Wmw999
Supreme cout justice nominee-Stitch
Press secretary-NWskydiver
FBI-Rhemwa
Budget-Turtle
Dept. of Fun-Snowwhite
The rest of us get to be a Senator or a Representative!



I must respectfully decline. Although I would appreciate the travel opportunities, I would not entertain such a position due to the pay cut neccessary to perform those duties.:D:D:D

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No, you can't have the CIA. You'll be too busy with HUD.

And I just remembered Kallend isn't a citizen, so I'm giving education to jdobleman instead.

Blues,
Dave



I think youre wrong, Dave.


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No, you can't have the CIA. You'll be too busy with HUD.

And I just remembered Kallend isn't a citizen, so I'm giving education to jdobleman instead.

Blues,
Dave



I think youre wrong, Dave.


Could be. I was trying to respect your retirement, but since you're so smart, you just got the CIA. :P

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Prez- Sangiro
VP- Skymama
Cabinet:
Agriculture- Jumpinfarmer
Commerce- Acmeskydiver
Defense- Johnrich
Education-Dr. Kallend
Energy- Billvon
Health and human services- Sharimcm
Homeland security-Gwain
Housing and urban development-Royd
Surgeon General- Dr.Kbordson
Post Master General-Sunshine
Attorney General-Lawrocket
Interior-Quade
Transportation-Airtwardo
Sec. of State-Amazon
Labor-Popsjumper
Treasury-Speedracer
Veterans affairs-Gqdiver
Environmental Protection- Sweedishcelt
Drug control-Yardhippie
Chief of staff-Markharju
CIA-Warpedskydiver
Supreme court justice nominee-Nightingale
Supreme court justice nominee-Wmw999
Supreme cout justice nominee-Stitch
Press secretary-NWskydiver
FBI-Rhemwa
Budget-Turtle
Dept. of Fun-Snowwhite
The rest of us get to be a Senator or a Representative!



I must respectfully decline. Although I would appreciate the travel opportunities, I would not entertain such a position due to the pay cut neccessary to perform those duties.:D:D:D



Yer just pissed 'cause I get a bigger office! :P










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Yer just pissed 'cause I get a bigger office!



DUDE.. I already got a smaller office than what I had at Microsoft.. BUT.. I get to work virtual a LOT more... since we are supporting a production environment that is running 24/7... I do not have to show up to my cube nearly as much.

But the bucks are good....the taxes on the bucks... not so good.

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President - rehmwa
Vice President - livendive
Attorney General - lawrocket
Secretary of State - billvon
Secretary of Defense - gtavercetti
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs - gawain
Secretary of the Treasury - skymama
Secretary of Homeland Security - tomaiello
Secretary of Commerce - thanatos340
Secretary of Labor - mnealtx
Secretary of Transportation - chaoskitty
Secretary of Energy - guppie01 (harness the midget power!)
Secretary of Interior - JohnRich
Secretary of Education - Kallend
Secretary of Agriculture - speedracer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - turtlespeed (I want stripper kickbacks!)



I thought I was one of the "special people" :D

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I think youre wrong, Dave.



Could be. I was trying to respect your retirement, but since you're so smart, you just got the CIA. :P

Blues,
Dave

Do I getta carry a gun ? A big gun? ohboyohboyohboy


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President - rehmwa
Vice President - livendive
Attorney General - lawrocket
Secretary of State - billvon
Secretary of Defense - gtavercetti
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs - gawain
Secretary of the Treasury - skymama
Secretary of Homeland Security - tomaiello
Secretary of Commerce - thanatos340
Secretary of Labor - mnealtx
Secretary of Transportation - chaoskitty
Secretary of Energy - guppie01 (harness the midget power!)
Secretary of Interior - JohnRich
Secretary of Education - Kallend
Secretary of Agriculture - speedracer
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - turtlespeed (I want stripper kickbacks!)



I thought I was one of the "special people" :D

g


I considered giving you Transportation, just because of all your short bus experience, but your hyper mode will be more valuable as a source of renewable energy. :P:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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