SuperKat 0 #51 June 8, 2007 I'd say Turtle or Twardo and maybe 2fat2fly. Too many to choose from.... What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #52 June 8, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteBillvon. Bill is very political. Exactly. He has researched and understands the issues. Plus, he's so damn smart it's frightening. Not really the definition I was intending. Having an intelligent president, however, would address one of the two major criticizms I have of our current president.----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #53 June 8, 2007 None. But, this thread is funny. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #54 June 8, 2007 Quote DUDE I didnt know you were like that.....do they really have THOSE kinds of bars over there in Kosovo??? I'll never tell!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #55 June 9, 2007 Quote Me. That would be funny Peter...if ya didn't REALLY have a shot! Of course THEN you would have to deal with that whole 'cut in salary' thing! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #56 June 11, 2007 Prez- Sangiro VP- Skymama Cabinet: Agriculture- Jumpinfarmer Commerce- Acmeskydiver Defense- Johnrich Education-Dr. Kallend Energy- Billvon Health and human services- Sharimcm Homeland security-Gwain Housing and urban development-Royd Surgeon General- Dr.Kbordson Post Master General-Sunshine Attorney General-Lawrocket Interior-Quade Transportation-Airtwardo Sec. of State-Amazon Labor-Popsjumper Treasury-Speedracer Veterans affairs-Gqdiver Environmental Protection- Sweedishcelt Drug control-Yardhippie Chief of staff-Markharju CIA-Warpedskydiver Supreme court justice nominee-Nightingale Supreme court justice nominee-Wmw999 Supreme cout justice nominee-Stitch Press secretary-NWskydiver FBI-Rhemwa Budget-Turtle Dept. of Fun-Snowwhite The rest of us get to be a Senator or a Representative!Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #57 June 11, 2007 Quote Prez- Sangiro VP- Skymama Cabinet: Agriculture- Jumpinfarmer Commerce- Acmeskydiver Defense- Johnrich Education-Dr. Kallend Energy- Billvon Health and human services- Sharimcm Homeland security-Gwain Housing and urban development-Royd Surgeon General- Dr.Kbordson Post Master General-Sunshine Attorney General-Lawrocket Interior-Quade Transportation-Airtwardo Sec. of State-Amazon Labor-Popsjumper Treasury-Speedracer Veterans affairs-Gqdiver Environmental Protection- Sweedishcelt Drug control-Yardhippie Chief of staff-Markharju CIA-Warpedskydiver Supreme court justice nominee-Nightingale Supreme court justice nominee-Wmw999 Supreme cout justice nominee-Stitch Press secretary-NWskydiver FBI-Rhemwa Budget-Turtle Dept. of Fun-Snowwhite The rest of us get to be a Senator or a Representative! Budget? Hmmm - A national Beer Budget . . . I like it!Instead of gov't health care - I'll have a keggorator installed in every domicile.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #58 June 11, 2007 >a national beer budget Government for the people Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #59 June 11, 2007 President JACKASS has such a nice ring to it. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #60 June 11, 2007 Quote President JACKASS has such a nice ring to it. You wouldn't be happy with "Supreme Tequila Tester"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #61 June 11, 2007 Quote President JACKASS has such a nice ring to it. Already one electedhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #62 June 11, 2007 President - rehmwa Vice President - livendive Attorney General - lawrocket Secretary of State - billvon Secretary of Defense - gtavercetti Secretary of Veteran's Affairs - gawain Secretary of the Treasury - skymama Secretary of Homeland Security - tomaiello Secretary of Commerce - thanatos340 Secretary of Labor - mnealtx Secretary of Transportation - chaoskitty Secretary of Energy - guppie01 (harness the midget power!) Secretary of Interior - JohnRich Secretary of Education - Kallend Secretary of Agriculture - speedracer Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - turtlespeed (I want stripper kickbacks!)"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #63 June 11, 2007 QuotePresident - rehmwa Vice President - livendive Attorney General - lawrocket Secretary of State - billvon Secretary of Defense - gtavercetti Secretary of Veteran's Affairs - gawain Secretary of the Treasury - skymama Secretary of Homeland Security - tomaiello Secretary of Commerce - thanatos340 Secretary of Labor - mnealtx Secretary of Transportation - chaoskitty Secretary of Energy - guppie01 (harness the midget power!) Secretary of Interior - JohnRich Secretary of Education - Kallend Secretary of Agriculture - speedracer Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - turtlespeed (I want stripper kickbacks!) Can I be the head of the CIA too? Oh and who is going to take international?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #64 June 11, 2007 No, you can't have the CIA. You'll be too busy with HUD. And I just remembered Kallend isn't a citizen, so I'm giving education to jdobleman instead. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #65 June 11, 2007 QuoteNo, you can't have the CIA. You'll be too busy with HUD. And I just remembered Kallend isn't a citizen, so I'm giving education to jdobleman instead. Blues, Dave Sweet - then CL and VCL will be an educational staple.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #66 June 11, 2007 Quote Prez- Sangiro VP- Skymama Cabinet: Agriculture- Jumpinfarmer Commerce- Acmeskydiver Defense- Johnrich Education-Dr. Kallend Energy- Billvon Health and human services- Sharimcm Homeland security-Gwain Housing and urban development-Royd Surgeon General- Dr.Kbordson Post Master General-Sunshine Attorney General-Lawrocket Interior-Quade Transportation-Airtwardo Sec. of State-Amazon Labor-Popsjumper Treasury-Speedracer Veterans affairs-Gqdiver Environmental Protection- Sweedishcelt Drug control-Yardhippie Chief of staff-Markharju CIA-Warpedskydiver Supreme court justice nominee-Nightingale Supreme court justice nominee-Wmw999 Supreme cout justice nominee-Stitch Press secretary-NWskydiver FBI-Rhemwa Budget-Turtle Dept. of Fun-Snowwhite The rest of us get to be a Senator or a Representative! I must respectfully decline. Although I would appreciate the travel opportunities, I would not entertain such a position due to the pay cut neccessary to perform those duties. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #67 June 11, 2007 QuoteNo, you can't have the CIA. You'll be too busy with HUD. And I just remembered Kallend isn't a citizen, so I'm giving education to jdobleman instead. Blues, Dave I think youre wrong, Dave. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #68 June 11, 2007 Quote Quote No, you can't have the CIA. You'll be too busy with HUD. And I just remembered Kallend isn't a citizen, so I'm giving education to jdobleman instead. Blues, Dave I think youre wrong, Dave. Could be. I was trying to respect your retirement, but since you're so smart, you just got the CIA. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #69 June 11, 2007 Quote Quote Prez- Sangiro VP- Skymama Cabinet: Agriculture- Jumpinfarmer Commerce- Acmeskydiver Defense- Johnrich Education-Dr. Kallend Energy- Billvon Health and human services- Sharimcm Homeland security-Gwain Housing and urban development-Royd Surgeon General- Dr.Kbordson Post Master General-Sunshine Attorney General-Lawrocket Interior-Quade Transportation-Airtwardo Sec. of State-Amazon Labor-Popsjumper Treasury-Speedracer Veterans affairs-Gqdiver Environmental Protection- Sweedishcelt Drug control-Yardhippie Chief of staff-Markharju CIA-Warpedskydiver Supreme court justice nominee-Nightingale Supreme court justice nominee-Wmw999 Supreme cout justice nominee-Stitch Press secretary-NWskydiver FBI-Rhemwa Budget-Turtle Dept. of Fun-Snowwhite The rest of us get to be a Senator or a Representative! I must respectfully decline. Although I would appreciate the travel opportunities, I would not entertain such a position due to the pay cut neccessary to perform those duties. Yer just pissed 'cause I get a bigger office! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #70 June 11, 2007 QuoteYer just pissed 'cause I get a bigger office! DUDE.. I already got a smaller office than what I had at Microsoft.. BUT.. I get to work virtual a LOT more... since we are supporting a production environment that is running 24/7... I do not have to show up to my cube nearly as much. But the bucks are good....the taxes on the bucks... not so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #71 June 11, 2007 Quote President - rehmwa Vice President - livendive Attorney General - lawrocket Secretary of State - billvon Secretary of Defense - gtavercetti Secretary of Veteran's Affairs - gawain Secretary of the Treasury - skymama Secretary of Homeland Security - tomaiello Secretary of Commerce - thanatos340 Secretary of Labor - mnealtx Secretary of Transportation - chaoskitty Secretary of Energy - guppie01 (harness the midget power!) Secretary of Interior - JohnRich Secretary of Education - Kallend Secretary of Agriculture - speedracer Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - turtlespeed (I want stripper kickbacks!) I thought I was one of the "special people" g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #72 June 11, 2007 [reply I think youre wrong, Dave. Could be. I was trying to respect your retirement, but since you're so smart, you just got the CIA. Blues, Dave Do I getta carry a gun ? A big gun? ohboyohboyohboy bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #73 June 11, 2007 Quote Quote President - rehmwa Vice President - livendive Attorney General - lawrocket Secretary of State - billvon Secretary of Defense - gtavercetti Secretary of Veteran's Affairs - gawain Secretary of the Treasury - skymama Secretary of Homeland Security - tomaiello Secretary of Commerce - thanatos340 Secretary of Labor - mnealtx Secretary of Transportation - chaoskitty Secretary of Energy - guppie01 (harness the midget power!) Secretary of Interior - JohnRich Secretary of Education - Kallend Secretary of Agriculture - speedracer Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - turtlespeed (I want stripper kickbacks!) I thought I was one of the "special people" g I considered giving you Transportation, just because of all your short bus experience, but your hyper mode will be more valuable as a source of renewable energy. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #74 June 11, 2007 >Pay cut It's not about the money, it's about having lots of sex...uh,... I mean- Power!Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #75 June 11, 2007 "first you get the money, then you get the women, THEN you get the power." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites