Which .commer should be president of the USA

[Broke 0]

I would say me, because I am going to get my name on the balot for 2016. However, I could use a runningmate

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[d_squared431 0]

you of course...

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[Gawain 0]

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I would say me, because I am going to get my name on the balot for 2016. However, I could use a runningmate

You and I may be traveling in the same circles... I won't be ready be 2016 though. Put me in your Cabinet, and that'll position me for 2024 m'kay?

As to you original question, if not you then, me...

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[Skyrad 0]

Billvon

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[piisfish 140]

Keith

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[sunshine 2]

I know nothing of politics...but i would make roadhead legal if i was president.

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[bozo 0]

funks.

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[Nightingale 0]

Billvon.

[jenfly00 0]

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Billvon.

Bill is very political.

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"O brave new world that has such people in it".

[Skyrad 0]

Go the Duck!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[normiss 897]

just bear in mind how things from your past are always brought up during the election.

we have pictures....

[piisfish 140]

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I know nothing of politics...but i would make roadhead legal if i was president.

Sunshine President

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[Stacy 0]

PhillyKev

[popsjumper 2]

Screw President...I wanna be dictator!

By decree:
1. All you fockers will be forced to jump out of perfectly good airplanes.
2. Old Milwaukee beer banned from the country.

My cabinet would be:
1. Sunshine - Roadhead Goddess.
2. John Rich - Firearms
3. Airtwardo - Pyrotechnics
4. Andy_Copland - Immigration Services
5. Skinnyshrek - Shenannigans

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Nightingale 0]

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Billvon.

Bill is very political.

Exactly. He has researched and understands the issues. Plus, he's so damn smart it's frightening.

[ryoder 1,590]

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Billvon

Can we put LawRocket on the ticket as his running mate?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[turtlespeed 226]

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I know nothing of politics...but i would make roadhead legal if i was president.

Hey - So would I -

Who wants to be my intern?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BillyVance 35]

Now you're talking!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[turtlespeed 226]

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Screw President...I wanna be dictator!

By decree:
1. All you fockers will be forced to jump out of perfectly good airplanes.
2. Old Milwaukee beer banned from the country.

My cabinet would be:
1. Sunshine - Roadhead Goddess.
2. John Rich - Firearms
3. Airtwardo - Pyrotechnics
4. Andy_Copland - Immigration Services
5. Skinnyshrek - Shenannigans

If I'm not elected - can I have a Cabinet Position too?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Gawain 0]

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Screw President...I wanna be dictator!

By decree:
1. All you fockers will be forced to jump out of perfectly good airplanes.
2. Old Milwaukee beer banned from the country.

My cabinet would be:
1. Sunshine - Roadhead Goddess.
2. John Rich - Firearms
3. Airtwardo - Pyrotechnics
4. Andy_Copland - Immigration Services
5. Skinnyshrek - Shenannigans

holy sh*t...I'm hurt...really hurt...

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[turtlespeed 226]

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Screw President...I wanna be dictator!

By decree:
1. All you fockers will be forced to jump out of perfectly good airplanes.
2. Old Milwaukee beer banned from the country.

My cabinet would be:
1. Sunshine - Roadhead Goddess.
2. John Rich - Firearms
3. Airtwardo - Pyrotechnics
4. Andy_Copland - Immigration Services
5. Skinnyshrek - Shenannigans

holy sh*t...I'm hurt...really hurt...

You could be the secretary of stuff that some people don't want to do.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Gawain 0]

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You could be the secretary of stuff that some people don't want to do.

Oh sure...put it that way...why would I want to do the stuff that people don't want to do...wait, that would be the "real" work wouldn't it...I'll do it.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[kenz 0]

i'm all for walt bein president - shit would hit the fan - both figuratively and literally

"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

[Clownburner 0]

If Billvon ever decided to work for evil instead of good, he'd take over the planet in a week. Screw president, he'd be Lord Emperor!

I'd sign up to be a henchman supervisor. I wanna be on his team!

7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

[Thanatos340 1]

President??

Fuck That. I want to be Grand Pubah and Supreme Commader of all the known and some of the unknown universe.

Actually Seriously.. Soon as they elect me King (And someday they will.. Just not sure who "They" are yet)
I will fix all the worlds problems.

1) Put some kind of Birth control in the worlds water supply. make the antidote freely available. That way every single child born would at least be a conscious decision.

2) Institute an immediate Death Penalty for anyone Writing, Producing, Directing, Staring in or even working on the set of a Chick Flick. A Chick Flick is defined as an Movie and/or TV show that was created with specific intent of making the viewers cry. (Old Yeller Type movies would of course be exempt). Those involved in the making “Romantic Comedies” shall be sentenced to 10 years hard labor or watching their own movie 5,000 times, their choice.

3) Every single citizen would be required to carry a firearm at all times. This would end most Crime and make the world a much more pleasant place to live. Think about it.. Wouldn’t you be less likely to argue someone if you knew they had a Gun and could use it??, Think Criminals might just think twice before mugging someone if they knew they were armed??

4) Spandex in any size larger than Medium would be outlawed. Spandex, Its a privilege not a right.

5) Religious zealots of any type would be rounded up and put in one large concentration camp where they could happily spend the rest of their days trying to convert each other.

6) Women would be free to expose their Boobies at anytime, Anyplace unless they are like really ugly boobies, In which case they must be covered at all times.