Have to love the Irish

[lilDevil 2]

Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking Buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Brigid.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their Upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and the landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back
pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could d on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Brigid staring at him from across the room.
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Paddy?"
Paddy said, "Why would you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," Brigid said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the
hall mirror."

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[LisaM 0]

*groan*

~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?

[jonstark 8]

Jays... wouldja ever give over.

Amazing grasp of the obvious there Bridy.

[lilDevil 2]

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Jays... wouldja ever give over.

Amazing grasp of the obvious there Bridy.

Ah "The Commitments " or " Not without my farther " ?

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !