3 wishes

[lilDevil 2]

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate.
She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other
and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and Vice-versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years... I'm good but not THAT
good! I don't think it can be done.
Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able
to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes
to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with
my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is
what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f*cking map again."

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[SARLDO 0]

Boooo... Hisssssss....

Kidding... that's funny.

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens

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[sartre 0]

I like it!

Boy, you're milking every last minute out of your computer use time, aren't you?

[d_squared431 0]

LOL

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[livendive 8]

A woman who deserved such a man would have used the wish on something for him.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[goofyjumper 0]

That is funny

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