Fluffy Toy Animals

[simplyputsi 0]

get you one.
Seems like they actually wouldn't be all that bad, but umm they are nocturnal and well I likes my sleep at night.

If i had a big house I'd just make a room for him/her but I don't. Really though I think it would be a cool pet.

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[shropshire 0]

Oh ye of a clean and gentle heart. You're a clearly way too nice and need to be warned off the likes of him

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Lindercles 0]

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This sugar coated front is a simple ruse

And it's no coincidence that "ruse" and "rues" are anagrams.

[shropshire 0]

Never thought of that - Nice word play

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Andy_Copland 0]

v. rued, ru·ing, rues
v.tr.
To feel regret, remorse, or sorrow for.
v.intr.
To feel regret, remorse, or sorrow.

I learnded something today at least

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Jewels 0]

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Oh ye of a clean and gentle heart. You're a clearly way too nice and need to be warned off the likes of him

ROFL! NO need to warn me off; I know too much already. I just thought the darkness went all the way through.

TPM Sister #102

[Andy_Copland 0]

There is a small sparkle of light in me just yearning for love and friendship.

Its in my pants somewhere.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[shropshire 0]

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Jewels 0]

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There is a small sparkle of light in me just yearning for love and friendship.

Its in my pants somewhere.

*Whew!* He's okay!

TPM Sister #102

[shropshire 0]

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Only an autopsy could tell us that

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Andy_Copland 0]

For all this slander i expect you to buy me a pint when im back

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[shropshire 0]

Slander is a spokeninsult .... dipstick

You mean Libel.


And of course you can have a beer... and you wont even get carded back here.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[simplyputsi 0]

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Slander is a spokeninsult .... dipstick

You mean Libel.


And of course you can have a beer... and you wont even get carded back here.

yeah, here they were like ummm son can you even drive?

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[shropshire 0]

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Jewels 0]

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Slander is a spokeninsult .... dipstick

You mean Libel.


And of course you can have a beer... and you wont even get carded back here.

Don't worry about it. Truth is a defense.

TPM Sister #102

[Andy_Copland 0]

I've had a 50/50 success rate here with beer and being carded.

What annoys me most is when you actually give them ID and you can see their fucking heads counting, i almost see the fingers twitch. Fucking retards.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[CaptainOKaos 0]

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What animals would you like to see protected against these heinous monsters?

Ex Monster-in-Laws & Ex-Wives! They count right, Under WildeBeasts or Yetties don't they??

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[shropshire 0]

Oye!! Have some fucking respect. You're a guest in their little country.

Now, I wonder if I can get that to work the other way around

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[CaptainOKaos 0]

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I've had a 50/50 success rate here with beer and being carded.
What annoys me most is when you actually give them ID and you can see their fucking heads counting, i almost see the fingers twitch. Fucking retards.

Oye!! Have some fucking respect. You're a guest in their little country.

[sharimcm 0]

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Does it show my softer side?

I'm worried about you Andy. Have you been drinking? If not, maybe you should start. This thread is quite disturbing...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[CaptainOKaos 0]

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I'm worried about you Andy. Have you been drinking? If not, maybe you should start. This thread is quite disturbing...

Look thru the history - check users posts, It WOULDN'T Be an AndyC, Thread if it wheren't 'quite disturbing' Where have you been??? If ya can stand the heat, stay...................

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.